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Its how you make money. Most people don't have one, because hippies tuk der jawrb. Noted on South Park.
Dey tuk der jawrb? DEY TUK MAH JAWRB!
Jawrb by Ali Blackwood January 29, 2010
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Acronym representing a Janky Ass White Bitch. Janky meaning she's underhanded, dishonest, vindictive, two faced, cheap, and only physically pretty with clown makeup applied.
Hey bro, this new JAWB is really costing me too much money. I think I'm going to quit or get fired on purpose.
JAWB by Ranchgirls December 19, 2020
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Jawrb • jawbreakers • jawbone • Jawb • Jarb • Jarbag • Jarboe • jarbage • Jarbie • jarblegarble

jarbs balls 

A phrase meaning "the utmost in greatness". Similar to "bees knees". Often referring to a incident or spectacle that includes a large amount of bravery or courage.
"Did you see that? That was the jarbs balls!"
jarbs balls by Pudding Cloud September 12, 2011

Jawrling 

the act of going out partying and having an incredibly fun time! generally being the life of any party!

an over-the-top form of partying
Roos: "hey okes! what we doing this weekend?"
charles: "JAWRLING!"
Jawrling by Chocolate Messi January 28, 2013

jawbrato 

1. Shaking of the jaw concurrent with the pulsations of vibrato during singing.

2. Vibrato resulting from the conscious manipulation (wagging) of the jaw found in some non-classical vocal traditions.

3. Satellite shaking of the jaw, due to muscle tension, in reaction to vocal vibrato.
"From the first row, we could see the soprano had some major jawbrato when singing high notes."
jawbrato by coocho June 14, 2009
When two people, walking toward each other, attempt to go around one another, but instead head in the same direction. They then stop and attempt to switch directions so as to avoid running into each other, but because they both have chosen to change direction at the same time, the exact same thing happens again. This can happen over and over again until one of them decides to stand still and just let the other person choose which way to walk around.
Tom was in New York City and he and this lady jarbexed for like 3 whole minutes! Wow that was some jarbex!
Jarbex by rixtyseven October 17, 2010

Blind Jawbreaker 

A girl is giving a guy head. Right before he is ready to cum, he pulls out, knees her under the chin, then busts all over her face.
Last night when Sandi returned home to a horny and pissed off Mike after a night out with the girls, he thought she ought to experience a Blind Jawbreaker.
Blind Jawbreaker by MFinShorty February 26, 2005
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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