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Jarvie
An all round natural sportsman, true gentleman and very courteous to teachers. Extremely punctual and polite towards other people and always an engaging conversationalist. Fresh, minty breath that excites the females and is the envy of many males. His diet consists of primarily salmon and protein shakes. The name Jarvie as such is of some etymological interest:
"Jar" - According to the national Tasmanian language, Jar means huge or massive.
"Vie" - Is defined in the National Hobart Dictionary as meaning muscles, muscle definition/10, mass, bulk or extreme tonage.
Today, Jarvie can be loosely translated in English to mean: "Do You Even Lift?"
"Jar" - According to the national Tasmanian language, Jar means huge or massive.
"Vie" - Is defined in the National Hobart Dictionary as meaning muscles, muscle definition/10, mass, bulk or extreme tonage.
Today, Jarvie can be loosely translated in English to mean: "Do You Even Lift?"
Boy 1: Hey man I see you've been working out!
Boy 2: Yeah man I'm trying to go full Jarvie.
Boy 3: Full Jarvie?
Boy 77: Full Jarvie.
Boy 180397: Never go full Jarvie.
Boy 2: Yeah man I'm trying to go full Jarvie.
Boy 3: Full Jarvie?
Boy 77: Full Jarvie.
Boy 180397: Never go full Jarvie.
Jarvie by Zinglebatwizard May 7, 2013
Jarbex
When two people, walking toward each other, attempt to go around one another, but instead head in the same direction. They then stop and attempt to switch directions so as to avoid running into each other, but because they both have chosen to change direction at the same time, the exact same thing happens again. This can happen over and over again until one of them decides to stand still and just let the other person choose which way to walk around.
Tom was in New York City and he and this lady jarbexed for like 3 whole minutes! Wow that was some jarbex!
Jarbex by rixtyseven October 17, 2010
jorbie
jorbie by You're Gonna Love My Nuts March 3, 2009
Jariel
Caring
Gentle
Yet slightly abrasive, but only because Jariel is insanely passionate about everything he loves. He has amazing ambition and drive, and often knows more than those around him, even me. Jariel is someone whose eyes cannot be explained using mere words, it wouldn't do justice to them. Everyone loves him, and everyone thinks he's cool. I love him also, for he isn't full of crap, but also because I know he loves me, I see it in those eyes I mentioned earlier.
Gentle
Yet slightly abrasive, but only because Jariel is insanely passionate about everything he loves. He has amazing ambition and drive, and often knows more than those around him, even me. Jariel is someone whose eyes cannot be explained using mere words, it wouldn't do justice to them. Everyone loves him, and everyone thinks he's cool. I love him also, for he isn't full of crap, but also because I know he loves me, I see it in those eyes I mentioned earlier.
Jariel by ieatalotoffood October 10, 2014
Jarrie
An intoxicated young woman, can usually be found in seedy night clubs with a group of other Jarries. They revel in getting wasted, crying for no reason, starting fights with other Jarries, dancing badly and falling over. A Jarrie will often be sick due to the amount of alcohol intake usually on her shoes or in her handbag.
Lindsay Lohan is the most consistent Jarrie in the world of celebrity at the moment. Often found drunk driving, crashing her car, high on coke, falling over and crying on the pavement. Classic Jarrie behaviour.
Jarrie by Zoe (the biggest Jarrie of them all!) June 27, 2007
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