verb: to penetrate the vaginal canal, destroy the uterus and your reputation, with use of a human fist. Possibly two.
If there is someone you know who has been Jarbed, recommend them to a psychologist and an insane asylum right away. You do not want to be around someone who has been Jarbed.
If there is someone you know who has been Jarbed, recommend them to a psychologist and an insane asylum right away. You do not want to be around someone who has been Jarbed.
Fuck the painkillers, children just walk out of my vagina. No dialation needed.
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Totally got Jarbed hardcore when I was 15.
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Totally got Jarbed hardcore when I was 15.
by FieryRed1111111 May 8, 2013
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A phrase meaning "the utmost in greatness". Similar to "bees knees". Often referring to a incident or spectacle that includes a large amount of bravery or courage.
by Pudding Cloud September 12, 2011
Get the jarbs balls mug.When two people, walking toward each other, attempt to go around one another, but instead head in the same direction. They then stop and attempt to switch directions so as to avoid running into each other, but because they both have chosen to change direction at the same time, the exact same thing happens again. This can happen over and over again until one of them decides to stand still and just let the other person choose which way to walk around.
Tom was in New York City and he and this lady jarbexed for like 3 whole minutes! Wow that was some jarbex!
by rixtyseven October 17, 2010
Get the Jarbex mug.Jarboe (also known as the Living Jarboe) is an American vocalist, songwriter, performer, keyboardist.
Jarboe came to prominence with the New York City based group Swans. As a prolific solo artist , Jarboe works on solo albums and collaborations, has performed at major rock festivals in Europe, has done voice-overs as well as composed the soundtrack of a horror game entitled The Path.
Jarboe came to prominence with the New York City based group Swans. As a prolific solo artist , Jarboe works on solo albums and collaborations, has performed at major rock festivals in Europe, has done voice-overs as well as composed the soundtrack of a horror game entitled The Path.
Jarboe gave a truly memorable performance of I Crawled on the 1997 Swans tour. Jarboe lifted an 80 pound python on the video for One Thousand Years which was shown in England and all over European television. Jarboe channeled Ian Curtis in her "black version" of Love Will Tear Us Apart.
by Moselle June 7, 2011
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Aye dawg, me n dis bitch wuz gittin REAL crazy da other night.. she gave me a mufuggin JARBO den tried to kiss me, so I slapped her.
by Aaron Wargo October 1, 2006
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Used in situations where he needs to get thee to a Jarboury.
Used in situations where he needs to get thee to a Jarboury.
Jarboury deeee, Jarboury duuuu, Jaboury, Jarbinson, I love you!
by Jetjamm November 22, 2020
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