Jaweed

A Jaweed is very selfish and really ugly. Who stays home and just play games, he is also a fuck boy.

Jaweed is a really bad romodel to children.

by JAWEED GAY September 9, 2019

Slack-jawed faggot

n. A person who refuses to chew tobacco with Jesse Ventura.

*Blain (Jesse Ventura) offers tobacco to men on helicopter, but they refuse*
Blain: Bunch of slack-jawed faggots around here. This stuff
will make you a god damned sexual Tyrannosaurus, just like me.
Poncho: holds up his grenade launcher Yeah, strap this on your "sore ass", Blain.

by Shower Phantom April 22, 2011

Saw Jawed

A less than pleasurable, painful blow job. Typically involving too much teeth and a novice giver.

My uncle won’t let me blow him anymore. Said I saw jawed him for the last time.

That slut clearly has not given head much cause she saw jawed me and now my dick is sore.

by Dick Onchin June 4, 2020

Slack jawed faggot

A person of weak tender, not one associated with macho tendencies.

bucnh of slack jawed faggots around here, this stuff'll make you a goddamn sexual Tyrannosaurus, just like me.

by Billy bob April 14, 2003

jagweed

a person that persists in acting in a manner that resembles one of an asshole or a douce. Usually someone that does not care about the others around him/or her, and thinks of oneself. Basically, if you see one slap them in their face and that will permanently label them as one. Usually the quote while slapping the jagweed is "Yoose a jagweed and i'm aint, bitch!" SLAP

Bill is truly a jagweed by not wiping his butt after crapping. So, I walked up to him and said, "Yoose a jagweed and i'm aint, bitch!" SLAP

by ajppds March 10, 2008

open-jawed jizz queen

An individual who has a healthy desire to consume massive quanities of semen thus proving their royal lineage amongst the lesser penis enhalers.

That Todd is such an open-jawed jizz queen. If he isnt careful he's going to need his stomach pumped ala Rod Stewart style.

by Dick driller January 2, 2009

whompy-jawed

When you have any two things that are supposed to join together as one to perform a certain function and they don't fit together the correct way they are whompy-jawed.

If you are using a pair of scissors and they don't cut correctly and the blades shift and won't meet like they are supposed to then they are whompy-jawed.

by Blonde Bombshell_77 October 13, 2008