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The effects of a sacred herbal remedy (see weed) which may cause you to forget important dates - like your mother's birthday - but inspires you to make sick rhymes and tight beats.
Guy1: my bad for the deelay

i was makin music all day

on the replay

tryna make a millia

that's a milli-un

jus chillin havin fun

what you sayin hun?

Gurl1: Dayyuuummm!! That's some serious talent you got there homie!

Guy1: Na B, that's just the Ja-weed talkin!
by vibzKartel December 09, 2009
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The horrible moment when you realise that you have accidentally done something very slightly wrong which has very bad (usually embarassing) implications for you. This is typically the moment of realisation that you just sent a dirty text message to a close member of family, typically your mother, rather than the intended recipient.
Message: "i'm free this afternoon so come over and fuck me senseless, my parents will be out all day"
Recipient: Mum
Message Sent
- Onosecond occurs here -
by Jimmed September 26, 2006
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A Jaweed is very selfish and really ugly. Who stays home and just play games, he is also a fuck boy.
Jaweed is a really bad romodel to children.
by JAWEED GAY September 09, 2019
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