whompy-jawed 

When you have any two things that are supposed to join together as one to perform a certain function and they don't fit together the correct way they are whompy-jawed.

If you are using a pair of scissors and they don't cut correctly and the blades shift and won't meet like they are supposed to then they are whompy-jawed.

whompy-jawed by Blonde Bombshell_77 October 13, 2008

wompy jawed 

a word meaning mis aligned or crooked.

a car has a bent wheel. friend "a" said to friend "b" yo dude look at that car, it got a wompy jawed wheel!

wompy jawed by yo'dude January 21, 2010

whompyjawed 

Uneven, crooked, off-centered.

She told him to hang the painting on the wall, but when he did, it was whompyjawed.

whompyjawed by i_see_u_looking April 15, 2013

Wompyjawed 

Will not work properly, screwed up, messed up, cross eyed, crooked, etc.

After that guy got beat up, he looked all wompyjawed.

Wompyjawed by TheBamaBean March 31, 2015

Whompyjawed 

crooked offcenter notlevel uneven

The table legs are Whompyjawed.

Whompyjawed by Kimberly Trammell May 3, 2005

whoppyjawed

This is either the Ohio or the New Jersey version of whopperjawed. I had only ever heard it my way until I started looking it up to find the derivation. I mention Ohio because that's where I am from, but my mother who taught it to me is from New Jersey, with relatives from various east coast places.

The image on the card was all whoppyjawed.

whoppyjawed by Sarah W. Vodrey November 22, 2004