The most sexy person you well ever meet he well greet u in kindess and turn u on every minute u seem him even though he is short some parts are big. If u have a javonis as a friend u must laughe alot and as a girlfriend u must have a great time in bed.
by The type June 8, 2018
Get the Javonis mug.the act of showing off your 'well exercised right arm' in a battle of an arm wrestle, usually ending up with the 'Jason' as a winner. unless the 'Jason' loses, he/she becomes saltier than the sea.
*arm wrestle commences*
guy 1: why is Jason doing an arm wrestle again?
guy 2: dunno ask him
guy 3: don't bother, it's...Jasonism
*arm wrestle finishes (the 'Jason' wins)*
guy 3: see... Jasonism
guy 1: why is Jason doing an arm wrestle again?
guy 2: dunno ask him
guy 3: don't bother, it's...Jasonism
*arm wrestle finishes (the 'Jason' wins)*
guy 3: see... Jasonism
by XxAdyssonxX May 30, 2017
Get the Jasonism mug.The religion of all religions. Jasonism includes all religions within it's hold. Everyone is a follower of Jasonsim. If you believe in something, you're a follower, simple as that. It is named after it's great creator, "Jason"
"Hey, what do you believe in?"
"Nothing"
"You are a follower of Jasonism; you believe in the concept of nothing"
I am a follower of Jasonism.
"Nothing"
"You are a follower of Jasonism; you believe in the concept of nothing"
I am a follower of Jasonism.
by aaaaayum (Jason) December 17, 2008
Get the Jasonism mug.The abiltiy to predict percentages of occurring things, sometimes magically from thin air, and have them become fact. Also, facts and sayings are backed up "unnamed" freinds who can either be reached by phone but are never actually dialed, or who have first hand knowledge. The first hand knowledge people have names that no one in the group receivcing the Jasonism has ever heard of.
Also followers of Jasonism hoarde cell phones in packs.
*note* also may have the ability to read a POPZ mind.
Also followers of Jasonism hoarde cell phones in packs.
*note* also may have the ability to read a POPZ mind.
70% of the kids in school believe we should bring back flag team groupies.
thats a jasonism
I just went to the mall and everyone on earth shops at PacSun.
Jasonism, hands down
There are at least 9 openly happy people at the high school.
thats a jasonism
I just went to the mall and everyone on earth shops at PacSun.
Jasonism, hands down
There are at least 9 openly happy people at the high school.
by vilefileman November 26, 2010
Get the Jasonism mug.a condition brought on by over exposure to Jason
symptoms include:
overly theatrical performances during social interactions
A god like complex
swelling of the head
and finally everone around you may begin to appear inferior
symptoms include:
overly theatrical performances during social interactions
A god like complex
swelling of the head
and finally everone around you may begin to appear inferior
patient "doctor I can't help but despair at the human race for not being as amazing as I am"
doctor "well I think you have a minor case of jasonism"
doctor "well I think you have a minor case of jasonism"
by bubbles7612 May 19, 2009
Get the jasonism mug.John: "How was the Earth formed?"
Jason: "Magic."
John: "Isn't that Jasonism?"
Jason: "No, it's the truth."
Jason: "Magic."
John: "Isn't that Jasonism?"
Jason: "No, it's the truth."
by Xairu February 27, 2009
Get the Jasonism mug.A nigga with dreads. One who gets a lot of bitches but probably lives with his parents. Javoris might have a kid or two. He's pretty messy and can kill a few niggas when he farts.
Oh Javoris right there!!!
by J5music November 23, 2013
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