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a word or term from the infamous Japo himself, which is horribly misspelled, sometimes behind recognition, or has never existed at all...ie- unexpective, barnababies
chalk that up as another japoism!
japoism by eric October 9, 2003
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(Full name) The Temple of Javaism

The Java equilvalant of Judaism. Javaism does indeed have a savior, so it is much different then Judaism but the aforementioned phrase still remains true. Javaism's God has three parts.

Father- Lord Gosling
Son - Josh Hennessey
Spirit - Javas Christ

All are supple names for the Javac God.

The religion was founed by a Bovellian named Dennis. A Zuppe or Zoop is also involved as well as Josh Hennessey himself. Another unidentified being has aided in the contstruction of this religion but it currently undefined at the time.

One who practices Javaism is called a Jav.
Javaism has just found its roots but already a conspiracy has spawned. That a Bovellian may be using it as a ploy for world dominatoin. The validity of this rumor is undecided.
Hey you stupid Jav! Got back to your temple and practice your dumb Javaism!
Javaism by Krispy March 31, 2005

javismael 

Javismael is an incredible man of God.
Has so much love for everyone. Is the sweetest guy, you can ask him to help you with anything and he will help you. He is very trustworthy. Javismael has such an amazing smile, lights up the room with his smile and his positive energy (which is the Holy Spirit within him). He is an amazing friend and a person you need in your life.
Javismael helped me move, even though he had to do a bunch of things. He made time to help me. We all need a Javismael.
javismael by God is king April 8, 2024

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004