javoism 

when you're simply yourself. you're living in life in your own image not giving a f*ck about anyone telling you otherwise.

"Hello Class! Today, we'll learn about javoism and how to incorporate it into our everyday lives."

javoism by javoism April 22, 2023

japoism 

a word or term from the infamous Japo himself, which is horribly misspelled, sometimes behind recognition, or has never existed at all...ie- unexpective, barnababies

chalk that up as another japoism!

japoism by eric October 9, 2003

Javaism 

(Full name) The Temple of Javaism

The Java equilvalant of Judaism. Javaism does indeed have a savior, so it is much different then Judaism but the aforementioned phrase still remains true. Javaism's God has three parts.

Father- Lord Gosling
Son - Josh Hennessey
Spirit - Javas Christ

All are supple names for the Javac God.

The religion was founed by a Bovellian named Dennis. A Zuppe or Zoop is also involved as well as Josh Hennessey himself. Another unidentified being has aided in the contstruction of this religion but it currently undefined at the time.

One who practices Javaism is called a Jav.
Javaism has just found its roots but already a conspiracy has spawned. That a Bovellian may be using it as a ploy for world dominatoin. The validity of this rumor is undecided.

Hey you stupid Jav! Got back to your temple and practice your dumb Javaism!

Javaism by Krispy March 31, 2005

javismael 

Javismael is an incredible man of God.
Has so much love for everyone. Is the sweetest guy, you can ask him to help you with anything and he will help you. He is very trustworthy. Javismael has such an amazing smile, lights up the room with his smile and his positive energy (which is the Holy Spirit within him). He is an amazing friend and a person you need in your life.

Javismael helped me move, even though he had to do a bunch of things. He made time to help me. We all need a Javismael.

javismael by God is king April 8, 2024