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Bum Javelin 

Another word for a Penis, when used for anal sex. It can also be used as another word for a Butt plug, dildo or any other object used for anal pleasure or pain!

It can also be used as a insult, when talking about someone who is a pain in the arse.
My girlfrind loves anal sex! It must be down to the way I use my Bum Javelin!

James is such a Bum Javelin! He does my head in!

Becky loves using her collection of Bum Javelins! She is obsessed!
Bum Javelin by Lukeg83 February 3, 2009
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an amazing girl, who has the prettiest eyes, smile and hair, any guy would be lucky to have her, she's definitely a keeper, but she can be a little picky. jayali is a smart, kind, beautiful, amazing, sweet, sporty girl who you'll love!
person: wow, that jayali chick is perf! she's definitely a keeper bro!
jayali by alexwhitos96621999 February 11, 2013
Very handsome and attractive, chill and laid back type , he is not to fond of big crowds and stays low-key. Has a bad temper at times but can be very caring and nice. He is a giver and a Gentle man at heart but lets nobody run over him. He is overly confident and cocky at times but not the type of guy to backdown in an challange. He is fun to be around and knows how to keep a smile on your face. Javaris is wildly freaky and seductive and is commonly known as smooth.
Javaris is all-around full package
Javari is the greatest.
Javari by Hello there how are u October 25, 2018

jazaline 

Very pretty smart stand up for her friends loves everthing about her self cant keep her hands of her crush and loves her crush and she just so fucking pretty😍
Jazaline very mean and nice and cute her crushes will chace her down.

meaty javelin 

Verb intransitive, a mans rod/member another term for a male penis or cock.
"oh yea boy .. she was riding my meaty javelin last nite"
meaty javelin by Hordriss May 10, 2006

Ultimate Beer Javelin

A complex sport only to be entered by the greatest males, as part of the beer olympics. Javelinists beging the routine by sourcing a broom of between 1 and 1.5 metres in length. Then javelinists strike the brush end of the broom onto the ground three times, before completing an imminent 540 degree turn and finally unleashing the javelin whilst holding a beer in the javelinist's non-dominant hand. Any spillage of beer is viewed as bulk disrespect to the beer God - and thus the javelinist is disqualified. Otherwise the broom that attains the greatest horizontal trajectory is declared the winner.
Last night, my mate Bails thought he had set a new World Record (WR) in Ultimate Beer Javelin, but because he spilt part of his beer he was disqualified and I was crowned the Ultimate Beer Javelin Champion.
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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