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This word is used to describe a man who enjoys making extremely loud and ear bleeding noises while in a voicecall specifically aimed towards a female named Alice who wishes she was dead. The name Jaali comes from a long thread of history involving hotdogs,milk and twitch raids. It’s said that those who are named Jaali will continuously chant the word “empty milk” and “Hawtdawg” in front of thousands of people at once with no shame. Despite Jaali’s often being a friendly creature, they will not hesitate in screaming at you for playing Fortnite.
“Jaali no”
Jaali by Totally not Alice August 11, 2018
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a youtuber that makes unnecessary loud noises in calls and says WONNAHAWTDAWG randomly.
Jaali is cool.
Jaali by spacegodddd August 12, 2018
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Jaali • jaalib • jaalil • jaalin • Jaalisa • jaaliyah • jaelin • Jailin • Jahli • jaasiel
A mega hot man that is an ear rape lordie and you will literally die when you talk to him so have fun :))
Jaali stfu
Jaali by (Not clorox) December 27, 2018
1. Shes a girl who everyone is jealous of... sexy, fun, smart, outgoing, and easy to talk to. She has a heart of gold, although she might seem bulletproof, shes caring && sensitive on the inside.
2. A girl who isnt afraid to speak her mind or be herself. Watch out boys, shes a heart breaker. A girl who wont settle for anything but the best, but rightfully so. She doesnt need a man to have fun.
3. She the friend you call at 2a.m. when you need someone to tell you that everything is going to be ok. Sweet, comforting, && hella fun.
Jailine
jailine by BigButtycx December 15, 2013
Jaaziel is a smart, elegant, honest, serious, and a very handsome guy. He has a precious smile that no girl could resist to fall in love with. He has so many beautiful layers of thick hair, has the most gorgeous brown eyes, the ones that you could spend an eternity looking into, has perfect-sized lips that would make a hot, sizzling make out session. He’s just unbelievable. He has a very loving and compassionate soul. He is a great friend and will always be there for you to listen, to make you laugh and to cheer you up. He is so amazing in bed that you wouldn’t be able to keep your hands off of him. His alluring appearance and amazing personality is what has so many girls head over heals in love with him. Jaaziel is very rare in life so knowing him would be a beautiful gift and you’ll never find someone quite the same as him. He’s a King. Jaaziel in the Bible also means “The Strength of the Lord”.
Girl 1: “Have you guys seen my friend Jaaziel around?”
Girl 2: “Of course!! He smiled at me and I felt numb throughout my entire body and my cheeks blush. He’s absolutely breathtaking.”
Girl 3: “OMG I knowww his smile is the most adorable thing I’ve seen in my life :’)”
Girl 4: “I agree, I dream about him every night. He’s everything a woman can ask for…”
Jaaziel by Saruhhh :) January 14, 2022
Jahlia is normally tall with dark curly hair and dark eyes. She is beautiful inside and out, she finds opening up to people difficult but once she does you never want to leave her side. She's the best friend you could ever ask for. She's normally very shy and quiet when you first meet her but once you become friends she's a completely different person, she's very talented in music and sings amazing, her favorite colors are normally black,blue, and purple. As for love life goes she is very independent and doesn't like guys easily and doesn't think she needs one but once she does she thinks twice about not needing a guy. all in all she's an amazing person.
Robby: Oh. Look at those thotties.
Jerome: While you look at them I be looking at Jahlia
Jahlia by Jennifer Shai April 15, 2015

Jailitis 

When a prisoner, while on his way to jail/at jail, all of sudden has 'difficulty breathing', 'extremely high blood pressure' or some other form of bogus medical condition. The prisoner by law must be taken to a comfortable hospital bed with free food to by cleared medically. This can often take hours - thus avoiding a cold cement cell a period of time.
"I was a block away from the jail when my prisoner got a case of 'jailitis'. I was stuck sitting at the hospital with him for 4 hours.
Jailitis by moneyman123 June 30, 2010
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Ajumma wait a moment
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