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Dependable guy we all simp for. If someone is called jaspo he's likely better than you so don't bother trying since you can only be first because he's such a great guy that will let you win at the last minute because the last second is too close to be humanly possible for jaspo
Random guy:who's that?
Man of culture: pathetic. Who doesn't know jaspo. Never talk to me again. I feel sullied
Random guy:that's cringe
Man of culture: *ignores*
by Akuma no doragon December 18, 2020
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Apr 20 Word of the Day
A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
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