A rare creature with libido higher than the Mt. Everest. Jarvish falls in love quickly even without seeing the person physically. His romances is usually in chat, that he would mistake a guy for a girl (he wouldn't even mind it). He brags about the quality and the amount of girlfriends and exes he has--- in chat. Beware! For he would declare himself as a manly man, but in truth, he's just a skeleton.
Jarvish: I'm so sad
Kyle: Why? What happened?
Jarvish: I broke up with my girlfriend... T_T
Kyle: Have you met her?
Jarvish: ... No
Kyle: Ok then.
Kyle: Why? What happened?
Jarvish: I broke up with my girlfriend... T_T
Kyle: Have you met her?
Jarvish: ... No
Kyle: Ok then.
by ThatFrikinGuy July 17, 2018
Get the Jarvish mug.To ‘jarvis’ something is a term commonly used amongst medical professionals when a colleague causes a patient to let blood unnecessarily during a routine procedure.
By extension ‘jarvis’ can also mean to screw up something simple.
By extension ‘jarvis’ can also mean to screw up something simple.
Dammit Franklin, if you jarvis one more IV I swear to God...
David really jarvised the Christmas Tree when he put the star on the wrong way up.
David really jarvised the Christmas Tree when he put the star on the wrong way up.
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When, while playing the Friday the 13th video game, a woefully under-skilled and pathetically useless player comes back as Tommy Jarvis.
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Jarvis Cocker: "You'll never live like common people. You'll never do what common people do. You'll never fail like common people. You'll never watch your life slide out of you and dance and drink and screw, 'cause there's nothing you can do."
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Why do niggas Faze Jarvis, even when they got a bad bitch on their team?
Why do niggas Faze Jarvis, even when they got a bad bitch on their team?
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Get the Faze Jarvis mug.The act in when Jarvis farts and rotates his head 187 degrees until he starts to propell away using his head and his brother Faze Kay goes 'your insane Jarvis' and then Jarvis gets permanently banned from fortnite for life.
by Your insane November 8, 2019
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