Jarvish 

A rare creature with libido higher than the Mt. Everest. Jarvish falls in love quickly even without seeing the person physically. His romances is usually in chat, that he would mistake a guy for a girl (he wouldn't even mind it). He brags about the quality and the amount of girlfriends and exes he has--- in chat. Beware! For he would declare himself as a manly man, but in truth, he's just a skeleton.

Jarvish: I'm so sad

Kyle: Why? What happened?

Jarvish: I broke up with my girlfriend... T_T

Kyle: Have you met her?

Jarvish: ... No

Kyle: Ok then.

Jarvish by ThatFrikinGuy July 17, 2018

Jarvis

To ‘jarvis’ something is a term commonly used amongst medical professionals when a colleague causes a patient to let blood unnecessarily during a routine procedure.

By extension ‘jarvis’ can also mean to screw up something simple.

Dammit Franklin, if you jarvis one more IV I swear to God...

David really jarvised the Christmas Tree when he put the star on the wrong way up.

Jarvis by RTDB September 4, 2018

Retarded Jarvis

When, while playing the Friday the 13th video game, a woefully under-skilled and pathetically useless player comes back as Tommy Jarvis.

“Oh great... we have a retarded Jarvis.”

Retarded Jarvis by Levaphed February 9, 2019

Jarvis Cocker 

A musical icon, lead singer of Britpop band Pulp, who became popular in the 90's for his unique outlook on ordinary British life, his prolific songwriting skills, his trademark deep voice, and his unusual sense of humor. Recently released his first solo single, titled "The Cunts Are Still Running The World".

Jarvis Cocker: "You'll never live like common people. You'll never do what common people do. You'll never fail like common people. You'll never watch your life slide out of you and dance and drink and screw, 'cause there's nothing you can do."

Jarvis Cocker by ModSoulBrother September 4, 2006

Faze Jarvis 

To cheat, knowing the consequences.

My relationship is over, he pulled a Faze Jarvis!

Why do niggas Faze Jarvis, even when they got a bad bitch on their team?

Faze Jarvis by TayAHOE November 6, 2019

Your insane Jarvis 

The act in when Jarvis farts and rotates his head 187 degrees until he starts to propell away using his head and his brother Faze Kay goes 'your insane Jarvis' and then Jarvis gets permanently banned from fortnite for life.

Jarvis-poop FART *starts flying*
Faze Kay-Your insane JARVIS

Your insane Jarvis by Your insane November 8, 2019

banana jarvis 

The act of gently and methodically placing ones penis upon a woman's taint and resting it for a prolonged period of time. Can be man on man, however this is not as common

"Justin was so romantic last night, he graced me with an hour long banana Jarvis"

banana jarvis by Drunk dump and the sea hag September 18, 2013