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Jargling 

The umbrella term meaning to search Jarvis Cocker on various internet sites.
Jargling derives from Jarvis-googling, but one can also engage more specifically in Jarspacing, Jartubing, Jarckring, Jarmblring, Jarttering, and so on.
"My favourite thing to do on a Friday night is to sit down with a glass of wine and engage in a spot of jargling."
Jargling by second skin May 11, 2009
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Jargling 

Juggling and gargling a man's balls at the same time during intercourse.
Tyrone caught me Jargling his dads balls yesterday.
Jargling by Dayinite January 16, 2022

Jargling 

When a girl both juggles and gargles my balls. Ie: need both to juggle and gargle simultaneously
"Hey Fred! Who was that broad jargling your nuts last night?"
Jargling by Jo__ Sailer December 12, 2018

Co-jangling 

Co-jangling is bojangling with others.
Shawn: "When are Eddie and Peter supposed to come by?"

Ryan: "They said they'd be here in 10 minutes, but they're co-jangling. Probably more like a half hour."
Co-jangling by Mr.Ford-Man November 6, 2011

dicks Jangling 

Ho:damn yo dicks jangling
dicks Jangling by Mikawk November 23, 2009

Jangling 

The act of sneaking into someone's room while they are sleeping and touching, poking, or passing out on them. The Jangler is usually a stupid freshman under the influence of alcoholic beverages and the Janglee is usually anyone sleeping in Ross.
"Dude, quit JANGLING me!" or "Be quiet while I'm Jangling you!"
Jangling by Brendan Smith September 27, 2005

Jorgling 

I Wordled while on my jog, I was jorgling.
Jorgling by JonnyAJonnyA September 18, 2022
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murderhobo 

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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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Concrete cowboy 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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