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To ‘jarvis’ something is a term commonly used amongst medical professionals when a colleague causes a patient to let blood unnecessarily during a routine procedure.

By extension ‘jarvis’ can also mean to screw up something simple.
Dammit Franklin, if you jarvis one more IV I swear to God...

David really jarvised the Christmas Tree when he put the star on the wrong way up.
Jarvis by RTDB September 4, 2018
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Something that is so ridiculously bullshit that the word bullshit does not suffice.

Used to define something that is so ridiculous that it is either humorous or does not make any sense.
That speech by Andrew last night was such a bunch of jargin that Marc started getting real fucking pissed.
jargin by Nebyula1 June 5, 2011

Retarded Jarvis

When, while playing the Friday the 13th video game, a woefully under-skilled and pathetically useless player comes back as Tommy Jarvis.
“Oh great... we have a retarded Jarvis.”
Retarded Jarvis by Levaphed February 9, 2019

Jarvis Cocker 

A musical icon, lead singer of Britpop band Pulp, who became popular in the 90's for his unique outlook on ordinary British life, his prolific songwriting skills, his trademark deep voice, and his unusual sense of humor. Recently released his first solo single, titled "The Cunts Are Still Running The World".
Jarvis Cocker: "You'll never live like common people. You'll never do what common people do. You'll never fail like common people. You'll never watch your life slide out of you and dance and drink and screw, 'cause there's nothing you can do."
Jarvis Cocker by ModSoulBrother September 4, 2006
A girl that is amazing in every way. A loveable trustworthy girl that doesnt judge. Definitely smiles a lot. Juicy and scrumdilly-umscious!!!!
I got to get a chick named Jarissa.
Jarissa makes my dreams come true.
Jarissa by jaquony July 10, 2010

Faze Jarvis 

My relationship is over, he pulled a Faze Jarvis!

Why do niggas Faze Jarvis, even when they got a bad bitch on their team?
Faze Jarvis by TayAHOE November 6, 2019