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A Jarak is a guy who can typically be seen as a douchebag. He can usually be found at the gym or at the pizza parlor in club penguin rewritten. He somehow has side hoes which is surprising but not surprising at the same time. Jarak actually has some cool tats and he enjoys making fun of people. He is the oldest and maturest person in any situation ever and generally has abs and blonde hair. A Jarak has an 89% chance of owning an android and a 10% chance of going to college. His snapchat stories consist of shirtless mirror selfies or selfies with weird filters.
- Ugh Jarak is sooo mean to me but his abs are kinda sick not gonna lie.
- Omgggg Jarak just made fun of me for being black but he's extremely cool and he's still the oldest which makes him extremely hot.
- Can Brittney GET OFF of my Jarak-Bear?
Jarak by crazylettuce! September 24, 2019
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an AMAZING and WONDERFUL woman! Never leave her, never give up on her! Fight for her!!! Always! When she's your woman, you have the whole universe on your hands!
"You know Jarah?"
"Yeah, my universe. Why?"
Jarah by woobin January 31, 2020
Related Words
Jarak • jarakah • jadakiss • Janakitti • jara • Jarate • JAAK • jafakean • Jarah • Janaka
Jarateed or "Jarate" is a synonym for "Pissed off" or "Piss".

It was derived from Valve's game "Team Fortress 2" in which the character, Sniper, uses a mason jar full of urine. The in-game name for it is "Jarate" and upon throwing said jar the character will yell "Jaaarate!"

Jarateed is also a word replacement for "pissed" on the Steam User Forums. The word filter will replace "Pissed" with "Jarateed". Clever reference on Valve's part.

See: Hammer Legion Member, Pissed off
Guy 1: "That game really pisses me off!

Guy 2: "You mean Jarateed?"

Guy3: "Yeah, either way.
Jarateed by BiGoDeViN September 29, 2012
Jara is happyness. When she comes into a room the mood is getting better. Invite her for parties if you want to be sure all love it. Always smiling, having great ideas and so she is an important success factor for any team work. If you need to trust a friend you can talk to her any time and she will listen and keep secrets for herself. She will stand on your side in bad times. She knows how to dress herself and likes to enter new challenges. Dancing and sports is her passion. Also she cooks excellent meals and loves olives and spicy food. I am really happy to know Jara. Hope to have her around for a long time!
Hi Jara, nice to know you!
Jara by LuckyPiet May 31, 2017
Jarate is the last Sniper unlockable from the popular online videogame "Team Fortress 2". Described as "Karate in a jar", it is literally a glass jar of human urine, ready to be chucked at an unsuspecting enemy.
Spy: "That sniper used his jarate on me and now I'm soaked!"
Jarate by HeadlessDevil May 20, 2009
A person who is both of japanese and pakistani descent.

A fairly uncommon mix but one that usually produces interesting results.
"dayuuuum yo' friend be shazaaamin hawt yo what is she?"

"she's a japaki"
Japaki by I like my beard November 7, 2009
Never qualifying out of opens
I just pulled a jarekor
Jarekor by allisonjakobs287 March 6, 2021
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Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
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piddlefart

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"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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