Janaka 

A dangerous looking Sri-Lankan geezer who basically invented Excel and is secretly Bill Gates' lovechild. He loves Skype, not having Burritos, watching Sri-Lankan adult entertainment on his amazing tablet and any form of numeracy. Also known as the one and only J-Dog.

"You aren't the coolest Sri-Lankan geezer in the world, that's Janaka!"

"I wish I was as cool as Janaka"

Bill Gates: "Have you met my secret lovechild Janaka?"

"Janaka is the original J-Dog"

Janaka by Quentin Tarquin February 19, 2013

Janaka 

Funny, awesome, a great friend in general, but can sometimes be annoying. He is short but quick and can burn you so bad that you go home wishing you hadn't gone to school.

Jackson: Janaka burned me so bad today!
Zane: Yeah hes funny, but he also gets on my nerves

Janaka by bvcfgtrfgvbcv January 14, 2016

janaka 

A fat ass from Srilanka, believes in lifting heavy, yet looks like a bear.
Calls him J- dog and is scared of cats.

Allen- hey , have you seen my bear
Troy - you mean Janaka,
Allen- Ewe, he wish!

janaka by Agent420 May 21, 2013

Janaka 

A fucking cool Sri Lankan chick who has an awesome taste in music, will be sassy if she pleases and will be your friend forever.

'I wish I was as cool as Janaka'

Beyonce: 'Janaka invented flawless'

'Janaka is a kween'

Janaka by martharose September 24, 2017

Pulled a "Janaka" 

To call back within 10 working days, after leaving a position of employment, and ask for your job back.

Fred pulled a "Janaka" and is coming back to work.

Pulled a "Janaka" by petyor February 21, 2022

Janka

Janka is an amazing girl who thinks so little of herself, but she’ll be one of the greatest people you ever know. She beautiful, enough to strike a man dead with one stare. Smarter than all others, able to ace any test. Funnier than the best comedians, making you laugh till you can’t anymore. She will always be there for you and will keep your secrets. She acts so kind and sweet and will care for you no matter what. She says she’s toxic and fake, but don’t believe it. She is better than the kindest of souls. She always talks about how she never deserves any of your care and kindness, but that is just an excuse to give more. Always treat Janka right, and you’ll have the best life ever.

Guy 1: hey have you met Janka?
Guy 2: No, why?
Guy 1: she’s so amazing and is one of the greatest friends you’ll ever have.

Janka by JoshTurnerRipOff December 5, 2019

Janaya 

Janaya is a beautiful young lady who is strong minded and does not care what anyone thinks or says about her. She has class and intelligence, and always smiles. Janaya can brighten any room. Janaya is independent and loves food.

Janaya loves haters

Janaya by honeybadger January 21, 2015