Jaquicus is a red headed creature that loves to say random things including the word "meh". That makes him a very "interesting" person. He also calls otters poodles, and says deaf people watch movies with their ears. He's a handful......
The King always funny, usually quiet but once you get to know him hes an amazing person to be around, has lots of female friends,loves and cares for women, probably slept with one of the girls you know, never gives up, sexy, smart,usually very fit, get you a JaQuil
Fine,often thick, Will beat you up if you tick her off. bad attitude but, will tone it down for her partner, easy to love and very loving, an awesome parent as well as an awesome friend,her loyalty runs deep.
A black nice, intelligence girl. She loves to twerk,dance and hangout. She loyal to all. She could be a little rude or mean or loud sometimes but people adore her.
A beautiful strong woman; the most intelligent girl youll meet; a girl that can go through the worst things and still put the biggest smile on your face;the most AMAZING girlfriend youll have in your life, honestly;never in the world will you find something as special, youll love every moment you spend with her. Most AMAZING girl youll ever meet, her smile will make your day and her eyes make guys wish on starrs for her to be single but shes not so fuck you. Ha ha bigggest weirdo youll meet, a little quirky like her name, but youll learn to love that in her. never take her for granted and shell be yours to keep... Shes one in a billion and youll never regret being wit her and once shes in your heart you cant get her out...keep her close to your heart cuz shell do it good.
Guy one: "I really need a Jaqui."
Guy two: "Back off my girl bittchhh!"
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!