Jaques

The perfect guy every girl wants but he has to many hoes 💯

I want jaques in my life

by Ques January 3, 2017

Jaques

Blonde hair and blue eyes that pulls bitchs

Damn that Jaques pulled gang bitches

by Nnnnnnnno1 February 18, 2016

Jaques

A male of large stature and frame with great humor and a degree in hood nigga economics.

Thats a real Jaques right there.

by GuyJaques December 17, 2022

Jaques Balance

Mythical multi billionaire venture capitalist known to allways be in Monaco investing in small and large companies worldwide. Only few have met him, those who have known to converse and do business with him are now also billionaires.

Who is Jaques Balance

by Bosco_bosco1 October 18, 2008

Jaques Strap

One of Bart Simpsons' many prank call name's given to Moe.

<MoE> Amanda Huginkiss! Can I get Amanda Huginkiss here? Aww, why can't I get Amanda Huginkiss?
<BarFlies> Aww haw haw haw, aww haw.

by Bastardized Bottomburp June 16, 2003

Jaques la flame

Aka Travis Scott, former nba all star, played 7 years in the nba before a career ending hip injury. His best season was his rookie season where he scored 23.7 points and 12.4 rebounds per game where he won the 1997 rookie of the year award. He was drafted and retired by the Utah jazz and will forever go down as an nba legend.

Jaques la flame is my favorite nba player, dude.

by Noc laflame October 15, 2018

Jaques Cousteau

Noun. Any jackass who thinks they know something about animal life, and spits useless, public knowledge about the mating, eating or hunting habits of animals.

JC: Hey did you know giraffes were born with long necks so they can eat the leaves from trees.

Person: Hey Jaques Cousteau, thanks for the info retard...Ive known that since kindergarden

by CKYass September 28, 2009