Jaquavion Travis Dimitris Bartolomeu James IV Jr. weighs 350 pounds of pure muscle and is 9'5. He is the MVP every time he plays, and he's so terrifying, the other team immediately forfeits when they see him standing on the court. He is the team, he is the coach, he is the GM, he is the MVP, he is the player of the year, hell, he's the whole damn leauge.

Yo, we got scheduled to play Jaquavion Tavis this weekend. I ain't even gonna show up. His stare would probably blind all of us.

Jaquavion Tavis by o b a m i u m February 22, 2021

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Jaquaviontavious

Jaquaviontavios, Jaquavious for short, is a tall, African American, that will steal yo hoe in 2 seconds. He is handsome, and likes to play basketball, but watch out though bc this nigga will run fades w yo ass if he c u do something goofy.

Jaquaviontavious: ey was good fool, imma steal yo girl nigga.
Connor: noo!111!11 please jaquavious i beg!!11!!
Jaquaviontavious: ima fuck u up on sight.

Jaquaviontavious by IputFurriesInGasChambers March 7, 2022

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jaquaya

Is a smart, sexy, caring & daring female...that always down for whatever but demands respect..always there for her family, friends, & of course her man

Dude: you got you a jaquaya??
Other dude: hell yeah I do
First dude: damn u lucky

jaquaya by boom boom November 10, 2014

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Jaquambe

A great man/ monkey hybrid from uranus. Jouwey and jonah, as well as jerome and harambe all had a wonder child, known as jaquambe. We dont know where the q came from.

Hey pal, you know jaquambe? Ya man i pray to him.
Hey brotha, wheres jaquambe? Probably off saving the world.

Jaquambe by Jouweyjonah August 11, 2019

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