Something directioners don't talk about. It took a while for me to understand what it was. So, basically, it's m a s t u r b a t i n g. To those of u who don't know what masturbating is, it's fucking yourself. So, yes, that's what Niall was supposedly doing ... in Japan.
harry: "so what were you doing last night?"
louis: "i was doing the niall in Japan"
harry: "oh..."
louis: "don't worry, i was thinking of you"
louis: "i was doing the niall in Japan"
harry: "oh..."
louis: "don't worry, i was thinking of you"
by netflixxxxxxxxxx April 12, 2023
✨voilently masturbating✨
by niallinjapan2013 November 22, 2020
we don’t talk about this
by amievenaperson? May 1, 2021
“Niall in Japan” is an abbreviation of a disturbing scenario that occurred when Niall Horan was visiting Japan.
(Read at your own risk) The scenario:
“He was vigorously pumping his hand, banging onto his wall with the other, obviously disrupting his neighbor. From my view, he moved to his bed and then into the bathroom for a few minutes before coming out again. He was being very vulgar and was screaming out obscenities. My younger sister, who was with me at the time, was obviously disturbed.”
(Read at your own risk) The scenario:
“He was vigorously pumping his hand, banging onto his wall with the other, obviously disrupting his neighbor. From my view, he moved to his bed and then into the bathroom for a few minutes before coming out again. He was being very vulgar and was screaming out obscenities. My younger sister, who was with me at the time, was obviously disturbed.”
Person 1: “Remember what happened with Niall in Japan”
Person 2: “Please don’t bring it up I need that erased from my memory”
Person 1: “Sorry, he was definitely thinking of me tho”
Person 2: “Please don’t bring it up I need that erased from my memory”
Person 1: “Sorry, he was definitely thinking of me tho”
by dont.@.me December 21, 2020
In Japan 2013, Niall Horan vigorously master bated in a hotel room. One poor fan of his was outside of his room and heard him shouting “AMY!!” She also heard horrible slapping and screaming sounds. I don’t want to talk about it anymore.
“ hey man! Just woke up alone in this hotel room, I played with myself. Where were you?”
“EW! You turned into Niall Horan in Japan 2013!!!”
“EW! You turned into Niall Horan in Japan 2013!!!”
by Unfortunatehouseplant January 7, 2021