Jap-Jap 

A person of or looking like they are of Japanese descenet

Those Jap-Japs are great at math

Jap-Jap by MoBitchesVidal1 July 17, 2009

Jap Jap Gook 

Like duck duck goose, but more inclusive. Requires at least 3 asians.

Today in school, little Shin Su Choo played Jap Jap Gook with his fellow 2nd graders.

Jap Jap Gook by Shin Su Choo April 6, 2022

Jap Chae 

or spelled "Chap Chae"

1. A korean dish made with dangmyeon stir fried in sesame oil with and various vegetables, sometimes served with beef, and flavoured with soy sauce, and sweetened with sugar.

2. A cute, smart, talented and something easily irriated korean girl.

Hey dude, I went out for korean food with this really cute korean girl call Jap Chae but when I teased her, she threw the Jap Chae at me.

Jap Chae by wacs February 14, 2009

jap anus relations 

A category hilariously misinterpreted by Sean Connery on Saturday Night Live's Celebrity jeopardy sketch. The category was Japan U.s. relations

Alex Trebek: Sean Connery, please pick a category
Connery: Give me jap anus relations for 200

jap anus relations by Lilparkczar November 22, 2007

Jap Baseball 

A game founded by Prescott Rothchild Wunchler on his adventures to Asia which is known in present day as kickball.

Guy: Lets play some Jap Baseball at recess today

Dude: You mean kickball? Ok.

Jap Baseball by TCHump May 17, 2010

Jap Pussy 

Jewish Asian Princess Pussy

girl- You made the “bomb pussy” list. You’re Jap pussy.

girl 2- wait like Japanese? Jewish Asian Princess pussy?

Jap Pussy by Jap pussy October 30, 2020

I gotta piss like a wounded Jap 

What someone says when they have to pee really bad. During World War II, thousands of badly wounded Japanese soldiers were abandoned in the jungles of the South Pacific. Their wounds prevented them from being able to unbutton and pull down their trousers by themselves. Therefore, they were left to die alone with extremely full bladders.

Situation 1:

Drunk guy #1: Oh man, I gotta piss like a wounded Jap!

Drunk guy #2: Dude, you have the weakest bladder in the world.

Situation 2:

Wounded Japanese Soldier: Ooooooohhhh!!!

I gotta piss like a wounded Jap by DJJazzyJeff9 April 16, 2013