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Jap-Jap

A person of or looking like they are of Japanese descenet
Those Jap-Japs are great at math
by MoBitchesVidal1 July 17, 2009
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Jap Jap Gook

Like duck duck goose, but more inclusive. Requires at least 3 asians.
Today in school, little Shin Su Choo played Jap Jap Gook with his fellow 2nd graders.
by Shin Su Choo April 6, 2022
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Jap Chae

or spelled "Chap Chae"

1. A korean dish made with dangmyeon stir fried in sesame oil with and various vegetables, sometimes served with beef, and flavoured with soy sauce, and sweetened with sugar.

2. A cute, smart, talented and something easily irriated korean girl.
Hey dude, I went out for korean food with this really cute korean girl call Jap Chae but when I teased her, she threw the Jap Chae at me.
by wacs February 14, 2009
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jap anus relations

A category hilariously misinterpreted by Sean Connery on Saturday Night Live's Celebrity jeopardy sketch. The category was Japan U.s. relations
Alex Trebek: Sean Connery, please pick a category
Connery: Give me jap anus relations for 200
by Lilparkczar November 22, 2007
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Jap Baseball

A game founded by Prescott Rothchild Wunchler on his adventures to Asia which is known in present day as kickball.
Guy: Lets play some Jap Baseball at recess today

Dude: You mean kickball? Ok.
by TCHump May 17, 2010
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Jap Pussy

girl- You made the “bomb pussy” list. You’re Jap pussy.

girl 2- wait like Japanese? Jewish Asian Princess pussy?
by Jap pussy October 30, 2020
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I gotta piss like a wounded Jap

What someone says when they have to pee really bad. During World War II, thousands of badly wounded Japanese soldiers were abandoned in the jungles of the South Pacific. Their wounds prevented them from being able to unbutton and pull down their trousers by themselves. Therefore, they were left to die alone with extremely full bladders.
Situation 1:

Drunk guy #1: Oh man, I gotta piss like a wounded Jap!

Drunk guy #2: Dude, you have the weakest bladder in the world.

Situation 2:

Wounded Japanese Soldier: Ooooooohhhh!!!
by DJJazzyJeff9 April 16, 2013
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