Jankyville

1) The state from which jankiness is derived.

2) When using a non-Division 1 office product that is janky, you are currently in the State of Jankyville.

3) The place you find yourself when everyone around you is a complete fuck-up and nothing is working properly.

4) A very good football play.

Tim is in Jankyville because his computer isn't working properly.

by Football GA October 20, 2006

janesville,wi

It is a town in wisconsin 2 hrs north west of chicago famous for closing of gm plant and downcrease in classiness rapid increase in inter-racial couples high alcohol consumption rapid increase in drug addiction as well also famous for the janesvillians gang gta for life!!!!!!!!

Janesvillians is a well known gang on the south side of east los santos from grand theft auto they portray the underbelly of what the politicians of janesville,wi fail to see

by dertybullets November 27, 2013

Janesville Turkey Load

1. A special shotgun shell used specifically for hunting wild turkeys.

2. Ejaculating in a womans face while making the "gobble gobble" noises.

For thanksgiving I thought I would surprise my girlfriend with a Janesville Turkey Load.

by Sean Bishop May 1, 2006

Janesville

A lame ass town in southern Wisconsin that nobody has ever heard of. If you have, then you probably need to get a life. OoOo piece uh candy!

A: Hey did you know that loser named Nick currently resides in Janesville?

B: Hahaha, yeah I heard. What a tard.

by Nic C January 20, 2009

Junkyville

Noun. A term referring to that part of a town or city where the lowest elements of the socio-economic spectrum typically lives. Usually riddled by drug abuse and crime, Junkyville contains many pawnshops, needle exchanges, check cashing facilities, family planning centers, laundrymats, pornography distributors, and thrift shops. Junkyville is often known by other names including: skid row, crackton and crackville.

Let's go to Junkyville and watch the crackheads tweek.

by Slagathor April 23, 2004

Sankyville

A very large village whose occupants are all six feet under.

Billy: Man, I hear Uncle Ralph is really sick and might not make it much longer.

Jimmy: Yeah... well, you know what Grandma always used to say... we all gotta go to Sankyville some time.

by dookeyboy November 23, 2010

Janesville

A town of 62,000 people who are sheltered as shit then as soon as they reach highscool pop out 5 kids a piece then talk about corn and the weather for the rest of their lives. They have also recently gained cockiness since the Green Bay Packers have recently been in the super bowl.

**Actual Conversation happening at Craig High School**
Tim (Wisconsinite): Hey
Jocie (Wisconsinite): Hi....
Tim (Wisconsinite): Would someone like you ever go out with someone like me?
Jocie (Wisconsinite): Are you kidding me? I am so out of your league!
Amanda (Floridian): Bitch, you're from Janesville,you're ALL in the same league.

by Mandypoo101 September 5, 2011