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A Janesis is a caring, loving and a kind person. Janesis usually are religious and self obsessed.

They're all good people and think of others first. They also love dark humor a lot.
Guy: is she a Janesis?
Guy 2: yes!
Guy: oh God, she's so hot!
Janesis by Ilovehentai6969 August 2, 2018
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A very pretty girl with a big heart and is always there for you 24/7. She never lets anything bring her down. She has beautiful eyes and is super fun to be around. She may come on shy but is definitely a goof ball at heart. If you don’t have a Janessa in your life, you’re missing out.
Felicity: i really need a friend that will be there for me 24/7.
Haylie: you should be friends with Janessa, she’s awesome!
Emmi: yeah! she has the best personality. she’s great.
Felicity: omg i just became friends with her and she is so amazing i never want to loose her!
Janessa by annoyingperson101 November 18, 2018
Janessa is the prettiest name osrs she is the type of person to stand up for herself and the people she loves no matter what she will never take shit from anyone she is the type of person who could make you laugh instantly and she be havin guys fallin for her cute face and personality she is really tough on the outside because she doesn’t want to let people know that she is hurt she locks up all here feelings and doesn’t let anybody too close she is so fucking gorgeous and is so popular honestly she be havin all these hoes jealous and all thes niggas wanting anyways the definition of the name Janessa is a girl everybody should have.
Person one : I want to kill myself

Person two: get yourself a janessa just not mine.❤️
Janessa by Bigtittytimmy May 4, 2018
(jane-izm) A phrase or gesture which is unintentionally sexual in nature. Originated in Woods of Westlake circa 2004.

1. "Bees boring into holes." (original janeism, said while thrusting index finger into two fingers on other hand made into a circle).
2. "I'll choke down anything."
3. "This thing is so hard." (said while licking the side of a big frozen banana)
Nearly all of the women of WOW have said at least one janeism ... some many more than one.
janeism by RW-80 June 25, 2008
Jenesis is a very bubbly shy ongoing girl. She has guys who likes her but she doesn't know it. Do not test Jenesis nerves, just because she's shy doesn't mean she won't beat your ASS. Jenesis can sometimes through tough things but her family is always their. Whoever Jenesis talks to will become her friends. Jenesis loves ylher dad to DEATH. Their Inseparable. Jenesis had plenty of friends, they love her like siblings, But once again...DON'T TRY HER FUCKING PATIENCE.
Jenesis
Jenesis by Jen-ə-sis March 4, 2018
An angel sent from heaven. Except heaven made her sexy and a bad bitch! This girl is the highlight of everyone's lives. Anyone she talks to instantly becomes her friend. Dangerous smart. Drop dead gorgeous. I mean seriously guys, she makes the boys cum just looking at her. Let's not forget her personality. She's so sweet! A bit sensitive but only because she cares about how people treat her. Super dirty minded but still a virgin at heart. She may seem too cute and kind to fight but watch out, this girl knows how to freaking sucker punch you. She just might be latina. Loves every color of the world, she doesn't care if she loves a guy who is a different skin color from her. She is artistic and creative. She doubts herself a lot but she still is beautiful inside and out. Basically everything about her people love. Her hair, beauty, aroma, eyes, lips, butt, chest, her walk, her voice, her skin, her flaws. Everyone wants to be her. She has so many guy friends that it makes the girls jealous. A true beauty of nature. Very cool. Never wears makeup, she just has a natural glow. Super clumsy but people think it's cute. Overall the girl any guy would want to date. If your friend's name is Jenesis... she's a keeper; Never abandon her because she is just amazing. And if you're her boyfriend, love her forever. Give her lots of hugs and kisses and she might be comfortable to give you some back.
Kelly: omg she's perfect!
Georgia: must be a Jenesis
Jenesis by b00p420 March 24, 2020
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