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Janelise 

A short beautiful girl that makes you laugh when you're sad, and help you when you're in need. She's as sweet as candy, and could never hurt anyone's feelings without being sad. She's a girl that one could never hate and always loves.
Did you hear about Janelise?
She's that really cute girl right?
Yeah she gave me a rimjob
Sweet
Janelise by HectorRod June 27, 2011
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Janelise 

Janelise is a very short goofy midget with black long silky hair she is also loud Janelise is very well known she also.got hoes watch out bitches cuz she gonna steal them.Janelise is a Puerto Rican shes pell but pretty some people think shes white we all love her :)
U seen Janelise she dat short girl
Janelise by Dorkyramenoodlez March 26, 2019
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Janelise 

A beautiful small sexy ass girl that’s cares a lot about people she’s super sweet like candy and she has the most cutest laughs and smiles she got good looks 🤤
Wow I wanna be with janelise she sooo FINEEEEE she’s the most beautiful sexist girl I ever met she my LIFEEEE
Janelise by Dankmemelennnnn April 21, 2018
A girl that is amazing in every way, she is as unique as her name.

You would instantly fall inlove with her.
Boy: OMG!

Girl: WHAT?
boy: she's amazing!
girl: who janelis?
boy: How did you know?
girl: You can tell.
Janelis by Hunny. November 21, 2009
A beautiful, smart, and caring girl. Jaelise is a very kind person. She loves to laugh but keeps everything to herself. She easily makes friends and keeps them. She is very artistic and creative. She is often defined as beautiful, pretty, cute, smart, adorable, creative, and litt. If you don’t have a Jaelise, go get one!
Jaelise is so much fun to be around.
Jaelise is so pretty.
Extremely beautiful,intelligent & funny.She is very creative and can make U smile!You would be very lucky to have janelie in your life.She Gets all the boys!Is extremely popular.You should feel honored to have her!
Omg look at janelie!
janelie by Anonnnnnn December 18, 2014

Anti-janelism 

A movement against anyone by the name of Janel. A person named Janel exhibits disturbing behavior such as braiding leg hair, screaming uncontrollably, and using benzoyl peroxide face wash. Their usual habitat is the gym—if u go there be careful!! This movement’s main goal is to eliminate any menace named by janel because they do nothing but scare people and eat ass while doing it.
“Why do you avoid Janel?”

“I’m belive in Anti-janelism and you should too…it’s the right side of history
Anti-janelism by z-bar27 May 12, 2022
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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