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Jamesism is a new religion focusing around a farmer who spoke directly to a God.
When the farmer died the God took his name and became James.

The modern worshipers of James use the journal written by James the farmer to learn of James the God.
My religion is Jamesism. Would you mind if I explained it to you?
Jamesism by ShaggySatyr February 14, 2018
Jamesism- a disease that affects the part of the brain that doesn't want you to make friends. It includes threatening people with metal bats, , saying you can drink when you're a complete pussy, frenching the toilet seat and overall being a lazy fuck who complains about doing nothing.

Jamesism is rare in college students but it is statistically proven that one in every dorm level contains someone who is suffering from Jamesism.
Yo can I sleep in your room tonight, my roommate's Jamesism is flaring up again.
Jamesism by thedrunkenmonkey19 February 28, 2011
Jamesism is a personality disorder that, although not included in the DSM-IV, is widely acknowledged and feared for its severity. A person suffering Jamesism is preoccupied with solely thinking, talking and dreaming about his dreamgirl, who for sure isn’t interested in him. He has the tendency to buy her cars, accuse people of being a Nazi when they tell him to let the girl alone and videotape people –preferably of the same gender – naked just in case he ever feels the need to blackmail them.
“Wow, what’s up with that dude?”
“He can’t help it: he has Jamesism, some kind of OCPD or sumting.”
Jamesism by yourmother7 November 5, 2011

Janesism 

A word or phrase used or created by William Norman Janes, Jr. A type of Trademark.
My latest Janesism is a new Dog Breed called a Malinoodle. A cross between a full blooded Malinois and full blooded Labradoodle.
Janesism by theBlackSheep June 6, 2023

JamesIsbigbrain 

A epic person who IS CRACKED AT ALL STAR TOWER DEFENSE😩😩😩😩🥵🥵🥵🥵😩😩😩😩🥵🥵🥵
I am jamesisbigbrain
JamesIsbigbrain by Ohdoomzy December 13, 2021

jamesisqueen

Twitter user @jamesisqueen
Follow jamesisqueen
jamesisqueen by Jamesisqueen November 3, 2020
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