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Janesism 

A word or phrase used or created by William Norman Janes, Jr. A type of Trademark.
My latest Janesism is a new Dog Breed called a Malinoodle. A cross between a full blooded Malinois and full blooded Labradoodle.
Janesism by theBlackSheep June 6, 2023
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(jane-izm) A phrase or gesture which is unintentionally sexual in nature. Originated in Woods of Westlake circa 2004.

1. "Bees boring into holes." (original janeism, said while thrusting index finger into two fingers on other hand made into a circle).
2. "I'll choke down anything."
3. "This thing is so hard." (said while licking the side of a big frozen banana)

Nearly all of the women of WOW have said at least one janeism ... some many more than one.
janeism by RW-80 June 25, 2008
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Anti-janelism 

A movement against anyone by the name of Janel. A person named Janel exhibits disturbing behavior such as braiding leg hair, screaming uncontrollably, and using benzoyl peroxide face wash. Their usual habitat is the gym—if u go there be careful!! This movement’s main goal is to eliminate any menace named by janel because they do nothing but scare people and eat ass while doing it.
“Why do you avoid Janel?”

“I’m belive in Anti-janelism and you should too…it’s the right side of history
Anti-janelism by z-bar27 May 12, 2022
Jamesism is a religion practiced by people in the more paroclastic parts of asia and the americas, where people believe in worshipping Jamest (the God Of Fear). Being one of the few religions still using human sacrifice as a characteristic, it is more popularly coined by the Oprious group.
did you hear Marcos practies Jamesism?
Oh god no, not him!
Jamesism by [anonymous24889] December 8, 2021
A disease which makes your spelling worse when typing, making your texts harder to read.
OMG, your janetism got so much worse after getting that new phone case!
Jamesism is a new religion focusing around a farmer who spoke directly to a God.
When the farmer died the God took his name and became James.

The modern worshipers of James use the journal written by James the farmer to learn of James the God.
My religion is Jamesism. Would you mind if I explained it to you?
Jamesism by ShaggySatyr February 14, 2018
Jamesism- a disease that affects the part of the brain that doesn't want you to make friends. It includes threatening people with metal bats, , saying you can drink when you're a complete pussy, frenching the toilet seat and overall being a lazy fuck who complains about doing nothing.

Jamesism is rare in college students but it is statistically proven that one in every dorm level contains someone who is suffering from Jamesism.
Yo can I sleep in your room tonight, my roommate's Jamesism is flaring up again.
Jamesism by thedrunkenmonkey19 February 28, 2011
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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
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B)
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A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
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Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
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Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
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