Jalfon
That guys a Jalfon
Jalfon by timotharenaga August 4, 2008
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Bongo Jalongo
Bongo Jalongo by the creator of bongo jalongos December 8, 2012
Jalon
Is Amazing Handsome, Strong, Tall, Sexy, and dark skin. His brown eyes are captivating and his smile is intoxicating with the Sexiest Deep voice your ears will ever hear. Is the Best man (if your Lucky enough) to have Love you. Making your heartbeat like no one ever has. Everyone wants to be his friend and every girl Dreams of being his girlfriend.
One look back at my dark Sexy Jalon with his surfboard in hand always takes this American's girls breath away and leaves me speechless in love..
Jalon by Im_thegoat March 5, 2018
Jalon
A man often dark skin he will remind you of your first crush. He will forever be in your heart if your in his,but if your in his heart your are very lucky because once your there you are the forever. He is the best person to talk to about any problem and he will be the one in your dreams giving you everything you could ever dream for because he us just that kind of person. If you have a jalon in your life do everyone a favor including yourself and never let him go!
Jalon is my baby find yourself a jalon too.
Jalon is my baby find yourself a jalon too.
Jalon-hey so i was thinking alot about you last night
Me-why me
Jalon-because your beautiful and i need to let you know that
Me-but in not
Jalon-oh baby, come look in the mirror i need to show you something beautiful
Me-why me
Jalon-because your beautiful and i need to let you know that
Me-but in not
Jalon-oh baby, come look in the mirror i need to show you something beautiful
Jalon by Marmar the read head December 9, 2018
Jaloni
a female who is intelligent, kind, snarky, and humorous. she is quite quick tempered, but has a huge heart.
Jaloni is very funny.
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