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a female who is intelligent, kind, snarky, and humorous. she is quite quick tempered, but has a huge heart.
Jaloni is very funny.
Jaloni by luvurself October 23, 2018
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Jaloni is a guy that will be quiet at first, but once you get to know him, he doesn’t stop. he’s also cute and goofy
girl: damn he fine as hell girl
girl bestfriend: he must be a jaloni
Jaloni by Ghhhjj January 10, 2019
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Jaloni is a guy that will be quiet at first, but once you get to know him, he doesn’t stop talking. he’s also cuteand goofy
girl: damn he fine as hell girl
girl bestfriend: he must be a jaloni
Jaloni by Ghhhjj January 10, 2019
A wonderful man who I loves wwe
Hi my name is jaloni and I love wwe and Roman Reigns
jaloni by Someone who loves wwe December 30, 2016
Noun - Fuckwit or any other derogatory version of Fuckwit.
You are such a Jabonie!!!!
Jabonie by Duke Able January 20, 2015

Bongo Jalongo

a girl who has a fantastic rack which is not big due to excess flab
connor: wow look at those jugs
joe: no they're Bongo Jalongos.......silly connor
"Mighty Warrior" aka the realest nigga put there. Nobody fucks with Jalani because Jalani is a beast. You mess with Jalani you mess with their crew.
"Damn, he's the Jalani on the block."
"This kingpin is a real Jalani!"
Jalani by I knows November 21, 2014
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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