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Jalder by Jalderman May 31, 2023
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Jaderick is the holy name bestowed upon the blessed dick drawing savants. They are renowned for their ability to create such beautiful imagery and their talents know no boundaries.
'Hey, nice penis there Jaderick. Can you draw me one as well?'
jaderick by TheCowSlayer June 2, 2013
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A gang bang where the men chase down women with their mighty sword cocks, trying to infiltrate and penetrate the women. At the end women either win by escaping or win by sucking the men;)
Yo that Jalter was lit!
Jalter by Suck me;) November 22, 2018
A woman whose flatulence curdles milk. She has zero reason to fear bears but when she does, she sings “Woo bear!” to the tune of YMCA.

She also enjoys wearing lederhosen on her arms.
A Jilderda, not unlike a unicorn, is so rare that should you find one, you must lock it up in a pantry full of pretzels to keep it happy.
Jilderda by iwearclogswithsocks March 27, 2021
Good companion with profound knowledge on music, art, literature and radical political views. Jader is a unique friend you can’t find elsewhere! I have a Jader and I won’t trade him for any other chap. He acts like a giant cat and is adorable in his own ways!
A: Have you seen Jader?
B: No… he’s probably at the smoking corner with a bottle of Vodka.
Jader by Lemonbutter69 December 12, 2022
To go or wander somewhere casually.
You can't just jander on in like that, you need to register first!
jander by keanu2020 June 30, 2019

Jaderade 

A girl who is hot that plays sports at the same time.
She is so jaderade when playing soccer.
Jaderade by jade chade July 15, 2010
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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