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Jakarti is the best person ever

well jakarti knows best
Jakarti by JakartiTHEDON March 31, 2022
Words you can keep
The most handsome, caring, and loving boy you will ever meet . When your with him it’s like your untouchable. He’s a gentleman, muscular ,and comes from good stock
Me:You want a good boyfriend

Her:yea
Me:girl get you a jakari
Jakari by Beyonce02zoe May 22, 2018
Also called J-Town.

Capital city of Indonesia.

One of the busiest cities in the world.

If you can drive in Jakarta, you can drive anywhere else. It's so true.

This could be the best and the worst place you could ever go. You can find the nicest- coolest people in this city but also rude ones who don't give a crap about you.

The city where money talks and takes control.

UPS: beautiful and wild nightlife, awesome shopping spots, coolest music and fashion scene, best malls in the South East Asia!

DOWNS: traffic jams, busy, crowded, polluted city.

But it's always party in Jakarta!
Guy A: You know what? I got stuck in traffic jam for 3 hours straight this morning.

Guy B: Well, what do you expect? It's fucking Jakarta!
Jakarta by NolasB November 3, 2008
Flyest in school , gets all the girls , will more than likely be rich in the future , like to dance, dark skinned , has a lot of friends , brown eyed, and smart as a whip
Jakari is soooo fine🤤
Jakari by Murdoxbox May 16, 2018
Definately coolest place in Asia, you can buy anything, drink anything, eat anything, and dance to anything in JKT. Going there? Walk around anywhere. Best time ever. Try not to get robbed.
Guy/Girl 1- Wow, post 1 for jakarta is really crap...
Guy/Girl 2- Yeah no kidding, Jakarta kicks ass
jakarta by Coza June 11, 2006
A firend of friends. Won't let anyone down no matter the situation. Can't say no even when he wants to. Will be there for you even if its late at night and he need the sleep. Will make you laugh even if your sad. Smiles a lot an cant stop smiling even If he tried. Thinks a lot about his future but still live day by day. A wonderful boyfriend, or husband. Will take care of his partner giving them anything they want even if its his last.
Jakarie was there for me when no one wasn't
jakarie by jakarie July 16, 2017

Sus jakari

Rob: Yo you see that janitor mopping up the milk?

Kim: Yeah

Rob: He’s a sus jakari
Sus jakari by Cowboy73 April 16, 2022
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