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A specific person in Croatia that looks like an egg and likes calling things fat.

Also known as Jesus of Agency.
A: How are you
B: Fat boy, I'm Jajeto
Jajeto by ToxicLamma.69 January 24, 2020
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A recent slang word, being used more and more in the UK.
Pronounciation: "Yam-Toe"
Thought to come from: "Yeah me too."
As that is what it means.
"Hey! I went to the footy game yesterday."
"Jameto!"
Jameto by Pigeonbrain November 5, 2006
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Usually very loud and idiotic but no matter what they do, they always get the ladies.
Jake is such a jaceton, he's so lucky.
jaceton by Grimfinal April 20, 2018
Jaceton? A total hottie. Complete knockout. Super sweet, willing to keep a secret, and is just an awesome guy! Jaceton’s and Maddie’s are pretty good pairs. Jaceton loves his girl, and will do ANYTHING for her. So don’t push the limits. Jaceton’s can seem rude at first, but once you get to know him, he’ll give all his time to you. Jaceton’s are fun to be around. They’re quirky, athletic, and kind. If you ever see a Jaceton... BEFRIEND HIM IMMEDIATELY!!
Person 1- Oh my God, who is that boy?
Maddie- Him? Oh, that’s Jaceton.
Person 1- He’s so damn HOT!!
Maddie- I know! I’m so lucky! (Runs over to him and kisses him)
Jaceton by Juniper@LuvMe December 21, 2019
Jojeto has a lot of dogs like vasivlakas and xteo ,he loves pussy and he has a normal 22 cm cock.They refer to him sometimes as Jojo or lil jojeto69.He is an alpha male and if he sees you at the club staring,he will do the plays
"Jojeto come fuck me"-vasivlakas
"Jojeto im addicted to a stripper pls help me daddy"-ueodorakovlakas
jojeto by Asuna hentai November 20, 2021
He's a handsome boy who loves his girlfriend he's bold, he will always put you in a good mood he will make you laugh when you feel down. You will need a jaeton in your life at least once. He loves talk to his friends and loves to talk to any girl he loves , find you a jaeton trust me it's worth it
"Look it's jaeton " who? "Him over their" oooo he's so fine
Jaeton by Themmmmmmmmm January 7, 2023
How famous lady-pop-singer Jackson would describe her employment-position when she moonlights as an employee who cleans and tidies up after a workday.
Jamie Lee Curtis's mom was apparently quite da "janetor" as far as frequently volunteering her services in her hometown of Stockton, California.
janetor by QuacksO January 19, 2024
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