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Jojeto has a lot of dogs like vasivlakas and xteo ,he loves pussy and he has a normal 22 cm cock.They refer to him sometimes as Jojo or lil jojeto69.He is an alpha male and if he sees you at the club staring,he will do the plays
"Jojeto come fuck me"-vasivlakas
"Jojeto im addicted to a stripper pls help me daddy"-ueodorakovlakas
jojeto by Asuna hentai November 20, 2021
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a very gay fat peice of shit usually hanging with his gay friends or smoking trash weed
oh your name is jojet that’s a L
jojet by voolgujvg September 9, 2020
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The most sexiest guy on earth, gorgeous eyes, he can be pretty silly most of the times but in a good way.
Jojito's are normally not too tall, but damn they are hot!!
Very sensual and passionate

iloveyoujojito!
i wish my name was jojito
Jojito by Angelfromthedark April 30, 2009

Joketown 

When a person is being nonsensical, dumb or, unpleasent we declare them from joketown. A place where all the "jokers" go. And/or when a serries of events happens in your life where you feel your life is a joke so you must be in joketown.
Francois, "Wow, did you just see that girl put a tampon in, in public."

Peneolope, "Yes, did. We must be in joketown."
Joketown by FatGingerSkew December 29, 2010

Joetograph 

Joetograph - /jo/toe/graf - noun - org. 21st century - any photograph featuring someone enthusiastically smiling and either pointing at the camera, making a thumbs up gesture, or posing in a dramatic way, or any combination of the three. May also feature one or more "normal" people smiling, amused but also made slightly nervous by the forwardness of his crazy antics.
The Joetographs we took on the road trip last summer really added humor and awkwardness to the album.
Joetograph by Guynamejoe May 26, 2015
A white guy/girl version of the spanish slang word meaning gay.
Guy: "what did you do that for!!!?"
Guy2: "what? what??? do what?"
Guy: "you stupid JoeToe! You didn't check the room!!!"
Guy2: "yah?! well you DIDN'T even have your door unlocked! who's the JoeToe now????!!!"




A JoeToby is someone lovable, caring and stylish.

They are very good friends, and will always be there if you need a shoulder to lean on.

They can be a bit thoughtless at times with their choice of words, though it is rare for them to intentionally hurt you. Unless they dislike you.

Then they can be arrogant and selfish, and greedy and cold.

But overall, a JoeToby is definetely someone you would want as your friend/boyfriend; they are usually good-looking guys with a great personality.
Guy: Im going over to JoeToby's place, wanna come?

Guy2: Yeah, he is always fun to be around with.

Girl: Omg, that JoeToby is sooo hot and such a gentleman!

Girl2: Nah, he is always so arrogant towards me!

Girl: He must not like you then
JoeToby by #imdabes March 30, 2013
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