Jaizzm 

When someone says something so stupid your brain cells die off in sympathy. I.E I've worked as an electrician should I just grab some electrical tape and cover this wire that failed a test and tag.

Did you hear today's Jaizzm

Jaizzm by Rootatootabaloota May 1, 2024

Jaizzm 

An idea or story that's so stupid your own brain cells die off in Sympathy.

Did you hear the apprentices Jaizzm today. Apparently it's OK when testing and tagging just to wrap some electrical tape around exposed wires.

Jaizzm by Rootatootabaloota May 2, 2024

Jazzmynn 

The psychotic girl you can't help but love. Quite goofy, yet remains beautiful and mysterious.

Damn, see that girl over there, she looks like a Jazzmynn.

Jazzmynn by Miz DJ Yoshi July 1, 2009

jazzmaster 

The coolest, most interesting, and under-rated guitars made by the fender guitar company. Though not a guitar for the masses, like the telecaster or stratocaster, the jazzmaster is superior in so many aspects (tone, playability, design, versatility, etc.)

The jazzmaster has acquired a cult following proving that the instrument was only meant for only the coolest guitar players and collectors such as J Mascic (Dinosaur Jr.), Tom Verlaine (Television), Thurston Moore (Sonic Youth), Belinda Butcher and Kevin Shields (My Bloody Valentine), and other super talented guitarists.

A: Whoa, what is that amazing guitar that dude is wailing on?

B: That's a Jazzmaster, dude.

A: Nice!

jazzmaster by Alan Orth October 14, 2006

Jazzmin 

Although their name implies someone who is wild and crazy, Jazzmins are first seen as shy, quiet, and sweet. However, once you get to know a Jazzmin, the wild and crazy comes out along with talent and determination in everything they do. They are usually very good friends and have an awesome sense of humor.

"There goes another Jazzmin"

"oh the quiet one?"
"Nahh dude, the insane one"

Jazzmin by Charlotttttte April 28, 2013

Jizzmata 

Jizzmata are bodily marks of semen in locations corresponding to the crucifixion wounds of Jesus. In some rare cases they are found on the anus. The causes of Jizzmata may vary from case to case but almost always appear while sleeping. Most Jizzmatics are female.

At the age of 20, Zoe started to display signs of Jizzmata on her forehead, hands and anus. Supernatural causes have never been disproven but many believe it to be a hoax by her boyfriend.

Jizzmata by Flant April 5, 2009

Jazzmax 

The ship name for the two characters Jazz from Transformers Animated and Gunmax from Brave Police J-Decker. Truly a beautiful and rare of a pair of two mechanical robots. One alien robot, one man-made. Both are depicted as the 'cool character who wears shades 24/7' Only a handful of fans know of such a pairing.

i swear, what a groovy ship name jazzmax is. like, that sounds sexy. beautiful rolls with the tongue.

Jazzmax by kabukiaku February 7, 2020