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Coolest guy on earth. If you've ever seen a Jalonnie in person, you kno he smells like a pound of pot anywhere he goes. He's handsome, funny & great in bed.
Holy shit Jalonnie smells like a pound of pot.
Oh my god, Jalonnie is so great in bed!
Girl, look at Jalonnie I heard he's great in bed.
Jalonnie by lorh0mes June 17, 2018
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Javvone is a girl you should always keep close to your circle. She is one of the most understanding people you will ever meet. Javonne is funny and a real jokester, but also knows that there's a time for games and a time for responsibility. Not to mention she has the loudest voice around! Make sure you're on her good side though! Everyone loves Javonne.
Person 1: who's that girl who's shouting? She seems like she's having fun.
Person 2: that's Javonne, she's awesome just make sure not to get on her bad side!
Javonne by Mileven355 January 25, 2020
A tall dark haired guy with a perfect face who makes other boys feel bad about themselves and the guy every girl want she is the perfect boyfriend and is usually popular and has a lot of friends
I met this guy he is perfect I think he is a javonne
javonne by Unkniw March 17, 2015

Jovonnie's house 

A place where a person named Jovonnie lives.
Look at Jovonnie's house, it doesn't exist.
Jovonnie's house by WolfgangPaco January 20, 2017
A bitch ass nigga
n; Yo Javonni is a bitch ass nigga
Javonni by Oncler November 10, 2017

jovonnie 

Jovonnie is the tyler of woman who leaves a first impression of a very warm hearted bubbly and fun loving personality. Jovonnie can be extremely dramatic but think they are always right even if they know they aren’t. Once you betray a Jovonnie or even make a Jovonnie a little angry they will probably never forgive and hold that grudge on you forever. Jovonnie’s tend to act out in rage and lack a sense of respect or maturity when it comes down to an argument. Jovonnies are also very charming which they can use to manipulate their friends/ significant other. All in all jovonnnies are bad news.
Zach: yo did you see what Jenny posted on Twitter?
Emily: oh yes she totally pulled a Jovonnie!
jovonnie by H55555 March 13, 2018
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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