Radio-safe substitution for jackass coined by radio personality Mike North from Chicago. Combines the feel of douchebag, jerkoff, and jackass for maximum effect.
When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failureshower.