Jackqwan

1.) to be a sex godess

2.) to be the best fuck a guy has had

holy shit, that girl was such a Jackqwan

by James1457383957362 March 2, 2008

jackwang

An ignorant hillbilly who is incompetent, lazy, half-assed & dim-witted in their work efforts but they think of themselves as great

Tim is a freaking jackwang. He completely screwed that deal up and he doesn't know what the hell he's talking about.

by NeverQu1t June 24, 2017

Jackwang

Fucking a male donkey up the ass giving it a fish blow

Your a jackwang

by Rhysand January 28, 2018

jackwanker

A person who acts as if they masturbate to themselves perpetually being bigoted jackasses, so as to overcompensate for their undoubtedly small penises.

Jackwanker 1: "Hur, hur, hur, he's craaazzzeee! HUR HUR!!"

Autistic person they're pointing to, under breath: "Ugh, what an asshole."

Jackwanker 2: "Hur hur, I'm an asshole furr bein' a bigot?! Hur hur PSYCHO!"

All jackwankers: *the furious sounds of their masturbation, followed by them stinking up the place with the miniscule droplets of cum that eventually leak out the tip of their micropenises*

Autistic person: *exasperated sigh*

by finbarr.robespierre October 17, 2019

Jackawan

a cutie patootie with narrow eyes and a built figure. He is always down for a laugh and some tomfoolery.

Usually benches around 90kg

"Oh hey Jackawan u are rlly cool"

"Thanks i cant see u"

by Jiminy cricket 24 November 12, 2023