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Jackqwan by James1457383957362 March 2, 2008
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jackwanker
A person who acts as if they masturbate to themselves perpetually being bigoted jackasses, so as to overcompensate for their undoubtedly small penises.
Jackwanker 1: "Hur, hur, hur, he's craaazzzeee! HUR HUR!!"
Autistic person they're pointing to, under breath: "Ugh, what an asshole."
Jackwanker 2: "Hur hur, I'm an asshole furr bein' a bigot?! Hur hur PSYCHO!"
All jackwankers: *the furious sounds of their masturbation, followed by them stinking up the place with the miniscule droplets of cum that eventually leak out the tip of their micropenises*
Autistic person: *exasperated sigh*
Autistic person they're pointing to, under breath: "Ugh, what an asshole."
Jackwanker 2: "Hur hur, I'm an asshole furr bein' a bigot?! Hur hur PSYCHO!"
All jackwankers: *the furious sounds of their masturbation, followed by them stinking up the place with the miniscule droplets of cum that eventually leak out the tip of their micropenises*
Autistic person: *exasperated sigh*
jackwanker by finbarr.robespierre October 17, 2019
Jackawan
a cutie patootie with narrow eyes and a built figure. He is always down for a laugh and some tomfoolery.
Usually benches around 90kg
Usually benches around 90kg
Jackawan by Jiminy cricket 24 November 12, 2023
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
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