A person who acts as if they masturbate to themselves perpetually being bigoted jackasses, so as to overcompensate for their undoubtedly small penises.
Jackwanker 1: "Hur, hur, hur, he's craaazzzeee! HUR HUR!!"
Autistic person they're pointing to, under breath: "Ugh, what an asshole."
Jackwanker 2: "Hur hur, I'm an asshole furr bein' a bigot?! Hur hur PSYCHO!"
All jackwankers: *the furious sounds of their masturbation, followed by them stinking up the place with the miniscule droplets of cum that eventually leak out the tip of their micropenises*
Autistic person: *exasperated sigh*
Autistic person they're pointing to, under breath: "Ugh, what an asshole."
Jackwanker 2: "Hur hur, I'm an asshole furr bein' a bigot?! Hur hur PSYCHO!"
All jackwankers: *the furious sounds of their masturbation, followed by them stinking up the place with the miniscule droplets of cum that eventually leak out the tip of their micropenises*
Autistic person: *exasperated sigh*
by finbarr.robespierre October 18, 2019