jackon

simply a fucking beast. not much else to say eh x

“aye aye jackon cev fit like minn”
“nae bad yersel ahah”

by the beast of banff May 12, 2023

jackon solambert

THE GOAT. Anybody named jackon solambert probably has lots of women and fame and possibly even money.

Have you heard of jackon solambert? he has lots of money and fame and possible even money.

by 1emon September 16, 2021

Twitter Jacking

"Twitter Jacking" is when you copy someones tweet instead of re-tweeting, therefore, not giving them the credit.

If it happens to you, then you have been "Twitter Jacked".

I hate 123starblizzy, I'm going "Twitter Jacking" and copying his tweet, people will definitely think it came from me. Also known as Twacking.

by Athalonius November 4, 2011

jackoff buddy

A friend who helps you with mutual masturbation, usually male-on-male.

A jackoff buddy promises a more limited repertoire than a fuck buddy.

by al-in-chgo August 4, 2012

JackMonkey

1. An unfathomable moron
The word JackMonkey was origonally a derivative of "jack off" that was created in a moment of absolute frustration. The defining factor of a JackMonkey is their inability to grasp even the simplest concepts that are new to them.

I tried to teach that JackMonkey to tie his shoes but all he managed to do was get his fingers stuck in knots.

by JM Delif May 20, 2007

mommy jacking

When a mother interferes with any conversation or activity to boast about herself as a mother, or of her children

Don't invite Karen, she is mommy jacking every conversation at girls' night. Nobody cares if little unvaccinated Julie can count to ten in Mandarin backwards while juggling non-GMO, free-range, organic fruits

by Willem Dafoes Junk May 25, 2018

Regular jackoff

Also spelled "Regular jack-off", the term is used in the Adult Swim show Metalocalypse to describe anyone that is not in Dethklok. Mostly applied to fans of the band.

Toki: What's this place called?

Skwisgaar: This is, I believes, called food libraries.

(The two practice saying "Food libraries")

Pickles: It's called a grocery store, ya douchebags! I'm sorry about douchebags. I got... got low blood sugar.

Nathan: Alright, here's the deal: we have to do our own shopping so we can make our own dinner like regular jackoffs do. Now you're all in charge of putting together one dish. And don't just buy booze! That ain't food!

Murderface: What do you mean, "booze ain't food?" I'd rather chop off my ding-dong than admit that!

Toki: You'd rather chop off your ding-dong than not drink?

Murderface: Yeah!

Toki: Wowee!

by KMFDMDFMK December 24, 2009