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Jacklanderseedes 

Jacklanderseedes (Jack-lander-see-these) is a rare kind of emerald usually found in central park.
I found Jacklanderseedes!

jacksonated 

if you've always been listening to rock or for example any other genre and never liked/listened to pop or paid much attention to it and when you've heard Michael Jackson's songs you loved them all right away...well, then you've been JACKSONATED!

Michael Jackson's music has touched different cultures, tastes, races,... so if you're one of those people you've been JACKSONATED!

It's true Michael has passed away on June 25th, but through his music he'll live FOREVER!
RIP, MJ. Thank you for everything you gave us!
Michael Jackson's music has touched different cultures, tastes, races, so if you're one of those people you've been JACKSONATED!
jacksonated by xxvampirequeen October 5, 2009

Jacksonated 

Vaccinated against cynical and malignant apathy for your fellow human being.
I was Jacksonated yesterday so I'm ready to to others.
Jacksonated by PY Love and Peace October 24, 2012

Jacademic / Jackademic 

Person/People (usually with a university background or a similar form of higher education) who decide to speak in convoluted, very jargon oriented terms about general subjects/topics with the main intent to either: show off their supposed expertise; their superior intellect over their audience; or both.

The main feeling of their audience, however, would typically be "what a long-winded prick..." or a similar negative thought.

Expanding from this, politicians could be described as Jacademics with enhanced convolution and word play abilities.

Term first heard from (Ninja/J-Sel, CoB, 2012)
Professor at dinner party: You know Charles, the stagnant, and you could even say bearish, state of the economy is fundamentally a result of the proliferation of questionable securities and derivatives products offered by major investment banks with the help of their Federal Reserve and Politician friends.

Thought of a general listener: What a Jacademic / Jackademic!
one who has made a move to piss another off.
Jon hit me with a golf-club so I now refer to him as a jacknape.
Jacknape by myboy311 November 10, 2010

jackobate 

My roommate's gone, so time to jackobate!"
jackobate by Mr Mont July 8, 2009