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jackinitis 

A chronic, painful condition affecting one or both wrists, caused by the repetitious motions of masturbation
Man, my wife ain't put out in months, and my wrist hurts so bad, I swear I've got jackinitis!
jackinitis by KarmaMom June 26, 2019
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Jackinitis 

When you go into a Clash Royale slump and lose every game you play in ladder matches.
Example: When you play 2 hours of ladder matches in CR just to lose 200 trophies in the the span of 5 matches.
Person 1: I just lost 3 ladder matches in a row cuh!
Person 2: You must've got a severe case of Jackinitis!
Jackinitis by Deezwheez July 2, 2022

Michael Jacksonitis 

The craving to always be watching, listening, or dancing Michael Jackson.
I think I have Michael Jacksonitis... I can't stop watching his sexy hips or listening to his angelic voice.
Michael Jacksonitis by Swaggy102 April 22, 2015

Jackintosh 

A computer used exclusively for porn.
I have my desktop for work and my family tablet, or as I refer to it, my Jackintosh.
Word of the Day on May 22, 2015
fat annoying person ((made up by ned flanders from the simpsons))
Homer:YOU HAVE TO MOW MY LAWN IN YOUR WIFE'S SUNDAY DRESS!!!
Ned:YOU GOT YOURSELF A DEAL YOU JACKININI!
jackinini by sam tonge October 7, 2008

Jackintosh 

A nickname for the Atari ST computer, after Atari Corporation's then-CEO Jack Tramiel. A reference to it being a cheaper competitor to the Apple Macintosh.
My parents were poor in the 80s and so they bought a Jackintosh for me to do homework on.
Jackintosh by guitari January 28, 2023

Jaeminitis

Inflammation of the heart due to Mr. Jaemin's smexiness.
"Oh ma gah I think jaemin's jumbo sausage dick is giving me jaeminitis!"
Jaeminitis by Jaemin enthusiast September 9, 2020
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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