Jackintosh 

A computer used exclusively for porn.

I have my desktop for work and my family tablet, or as I refer to it, my Jackintosh.

Jackintosh by UNSTABLETON_LIVE May 18, 2015

Jackintosh 

A nickname for the Atari ST computer, after Atari Corporation's then-CEO Jack Tramiel. A reference to it being a cheaper competitor to the Apple Macintosh.

My parents were poor in the 80s and so they bought a Jackintosh for me to do homework on.

Jackintosh by guitari January 28, 2023

Mackintosh's Corollary

Related to Lloyd Webber's Law Of Temporal Positioning. The law states taht people who arrive at a theatre after their performance has started will always have seats in the middle of a row, causing as much annoyance for the other theatregoers as possible.

The Lyttleton Theatre at the NT (London) seems to know which theatregoers will be late, and invoke Mackintosh's Corollary on purpose.

Mackintosh's Corollary by Sairin January 6, 2005

hackintosh

a PC-clone that has had its operating system replaced with OS-X, making it effectively a cheaper, upgradeable Mac able to interface with most PC peripherals.

If that new lightweight Dell has the grunt to run OS-X, I might have to get one as my hackintosh at home.

hackintosh by 5ynic July 16, 2007

mr. mackintosh 

Basically the greatest math teacher in the history of mankind. Could, and would, teach the entire continent of Asia blindfolded with one hand tied behind his back and still have time to spare. Possibly taught Asians math.

Mr. Mackintosh is the LORD!

mr. mackintosh by Mr. Mackintosh June 10, 2018

Mackintosh

It's a Gaelic name, It means "son of a chief, leader, or thane." It's a really cool name! Mackintosh might seem a tough on the outside but they really nice person when you get to know them! Mackintosh can also be pretty shy. You can always count on them and they are super loyal. If meet a Mackintosh, don't be afraid to say hi! They like making new friends.

"Your name is Mackintosh? That's so cool!"
"Mackintosh is so nice! I wish I were their friend."

Mackintosh by totally not mac November 25, 2020

hackintosh5 

kotlin is in blood. kt is love. kt is life.

person: hi
hackintosh5: learn kotlin
person: ok, 4cm *wheeze*
hackintosh5: ok. die.

hackintosh5 by pokurt November 29, 2020