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Jerkinitis 

Injuring your wrist, arm and elbow from jerking off.
My brother has jerkinitis .
Jerkinitis by MarchelloJones February 25, 2024

Muscle Jerkitis 

When your dominant arm is more buff than your non dominant due to the effect of oftenly masturbating.
Man: "I swear, my left arm is strong, but it doesn't look like it compared to my right."
Man 2: "How often do you beat the meat? Sounds like a case of Muscle Jerkitis."
One who has the deadly disease of jerkin their mckurkin.
Guy 1: Man, thats the 4th time ive jerked off today.
Guy 2: Dude, i think you have jerkitism.
Guy 1: Is that bad?!
Guy 2: Nope. I have it too.
Jerkitism by KimmieHasHardNipples August 27, 2009

jackinitis 

A chronic, painful condition affecting one or both wrists, caused by the repetitious motions of masturbation
Man, my wife ain't put out in months, and my wrist hurts so bad, I swear I've got jackinitis!
jackinitis by KarmaMom June 26, 2019

Jerkitis 

When a person ( usually a man) all of a sudden becomes a jerk.
when they do something extremely jerky which will case them to catch a case fo jerkitis.
Jerkitis by kimbo123 October 18, 2009

jerkrinitis 

a mental disease with no cure that even an asylum won’t help.

an actual jerk is an example
OMG HE HAS JERKRINITIS!!!!
jerkrinitis by Changinamo November 19, 2019