Man: "I swear, my left arm is strong, but it doesn't look like it compared to my right."
Man 2: "How often do you beat the meat? Sounds like a case of Muscle Jerkitis."

Muscle Jerkitis by Sid Phillips June 25, 2017

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Jerkitism

One who has the deadly disease of jerkin their mckurkin.

Guy 1: Man, thats the 4th time ive jerked off today.
Guy 2: Dude, i think you have jerkitism.
Guy 1: Is that bad?!
Guy 2: Nope. I have it too.

Jerkitism by KimmieHasHardNipples August 27, 2009

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jackinitis

A chronic, painful condition affecting one or both wrists, caused by the repetitious motions of masturbation

Man, my wife ain't put out in months, and my wrist hurts so bad, I swear I've got jackinitis!

jackinitis by KarmaMom June 26, 2019

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Jerkitis

When a person ( usually a man) all of a sudden becomes a jerk.

when they do something extremely jerky which will case them to catch a case fo jerkitis.

Jerkitis by kimbo123 October 18, 2009

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jerkrinitis

a mental disease with no cure that even an asylum won’t help.

an actual jerk is an example

OMG HE HAS JERKRINITIS!!!!

jerkrinitis by Changinamo November 19, 2019

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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