Jerkinitis

Inflammation of wrist, elbow and shoulder from jerking off to much.

My homey got jerkinitis cuz he jerked off to much.

by Marchello Jones February 23, 2024

Jerkinitis

Injuring your wrist, arm and elbow from jerking off.

My brother has jerkinitis .

by MarchelloJones February 25, 2024

Muscle Jerkitis

When your dominant arm is more buff than your non dominant due to the effect of oftenly masturbating.

Man: "I swear, my left arm is strong, but it doesn't look like it compared to my right."
Man 2: "How often do you beat the meat? Sounds like a case of Muscle Jerkitis."

by Sid Phillips June 25, 2017

Jerkitism

One who has the deadly disease of jerkin their mckurkin.

Guy 1: Man, thats the 4th time ive jerked off today.
Guy 2: Dude, i think you have jerkitism.
Guy 1: Is that bad?!
Guy 2: Nope. I have it too.

by KimmieHasHardNipples August 27, 2009

jackinitis

A chronic, painful condition affecting one or both wrists, caused by the repetitious motions of masturbation

Man, my wife ain't put out in months, and my wrist hurts so bad, I swear I've got jackinitis!

by KarmaMom June 26, 2019

Jerkitis

When a person ( usually a man) all of a sudden becomes a jerk.

when they do something extremely jerky which will case them to catch a case fo jerkitis.

by kimbo123 October 18, 2009

jerkrinitis

a mental disease with no cure that even an asylum won’t help.

an actual jerk is an example

OMG HE HAS JERKRINITIS!!!!

by Changinamo November 19, 2019