Jackayden

A homo looking motherfucker, who slaps women asses like diner.
have shit personality, but will pay your student loans everytime

jackayden, homo lukin mudifuka

Jackayden by HdvDatboi February 20, 2019

Jacademic / Jackademic 

Person/People (usually with a university background or a similar form of higher education) who decide to speak in convoluted, very jargon oriented terms about general subjects/topics with the main intent to either: show off their supposed expertise; their superior intellect over their audience; or both.

The main feeling of their audience, however, would typically be "what a long-winded prick..." or a similar negative thought.

Expanding from this, politicians could be described as Jacademics with enhanced convolution and word play abilities.

Term first heard from (Ninja/J-Sel, CoB, 2012)

Professor at dinner party: You know Charles, the stagnant, and you could even say bearish, state of the economy is fundamentally a result of the proliferation of questionable securities and derivatives products offered by major investment banks with the help of their Federal Reserve and Politician friends.

Thought of a general listener: What a Jacademic / Jackademic!

Jacademic / Jackademic by Realityshow October 18, 2012

Jackcident 

A Jackcident is when a male human is masturbating over erotic material, but accidentally cums at the moment that the camera is looking at the male porn actors face or there is no one but the male porn actors in shot.

1. Jim was enjoying a good bishop bash, until he jackcidented all over the place

2. Bob: I had such a Jackcident last night!
James: You're a homosexual! Don't you deny it!
Bob: Seriously dude, it was a Jackcident!

Jackcident by Smeep June 24, 2008

jackadandy 

Also spelled "jack-a-dandy".

An old term referring to a "dandy" - an upstanding, fashionable man - that flaunts their class and fashion.
The term "dandy" itself has no negative denotation.

"That guy keeps telling everyone his fashion sense is the best. He's such a jackadandy!"

jackadandy by Robert Walpole June 15, 2017

Jackyderm 

Used by the politically exasperated illustrate the lack of any substantive difference between the two major US political parties, the term combines the symbols representing both parties--the Democratic donkey (jackass) and the Republican elephant (pachyderm).

Do you plan to use your vote this year, or just vote Jackyderm?

Jackyderm by Artus Register August 3, 2007

jakaden

Jakaden is a person who is funny, attractive and a smart young men and ride for his siblings when he have to and take care of his kids.

This jakaden!!

jakaden by Jakaden April 19, 2018

jakaylen 

Pretty under appreciated person that will be the prettiest in their group

Hey you see Jakaylen.

jakaylen by anonymous September 15, 2020