Jackyderm 

Used by the politically exasperated illustrate the lack of any substantive difference between the two major US political parties, the term combines the symbols representing both parties--the Democratic donkey (jackass) and the Republican elephant (pachyderm).

Do you plan to use your vote this year, or just vote Jackyderm?

Jackyderm by Artus Register August 3, 2007

Jacademic / Jackademic 

Person/People (usually with a university background or a similar form of higher education) who decide to speak in convoluted, very jargon oriented terms about general subjects/topics with the main intent to either: show off their supposed expertise; their superior intellect over their audience; or both.

The main feeling of their audience, however, would typically be "what a long-winded prick..." or a similar negative thought.

Expanding from this, politicians could be described as Jacademics with enhanced convolution and word play abilities.

Term first heard from (Ninja/J-Sel, CoB, 2012)

Professor at dinner party: You know Charles, the stagnant, and you could even say bearish, state of the economy is fundamentally a result of the proliferation of questionable securities and derivatives products offered by major investment banks with the help of their Federal Reserve and Politician friends.

Thought of a general listener: What a Jacademic / Jackademic!

Jacademic / Jackademic by Realityshow October 18, 2012

Jackermitting 

The act of masturbating and ejaculating into an oven mitt with your mother's panties tied to your head to blind yourself.

Dude, I felt so good jackermitting yesterday.

Jackermitting by Falcon896 December 27, 2009

Jackermitten

The state of being surprised after masturbating and ejaculating into an oven mitt with your mother's panties wrapped over your eyes to blind yourself.

Dude, I was so jackermitten yesterday when my mom walked into my room while I was Jackermitting

Jackermitten by Falcon896 December 27, 2009

Jackademic 

Alternative form for Jacademic:

Person/People (usually with a university background or a similar form of higher education) who decide to speak in convoluted, very jargon oriented terms about general subjects/topics with the main intent to either: show off their supposed expertise; their superior intellect over their audience; or both.

The main feeling of their audience, however, would typically be "what a long-winded prick..." or a similar negative thought.

Expanding from this, politicians could be described as Jacademics with enhanced convolution and word play abilities.

Term first heard from (Ninja/J-Sel, CoB, 2012)

Professor at dinner party: You know Charles, the stagnant, and you could even say bearish, state of the economy is fundamentally a result of the proliferation of questionable securities and derivatives products offered by major investment banks with the help of their Federal Reserve and Politician friends.

Thought of a general listener: What a Jacademic / Jackademic!

Professor at dinner party: You know Charles, the stagnant, and you could even say bearish, state of the economy is fundamentally a result of the proliferation of questionable securities and derivatives products offered by major investment banks with the help of their Federal Reserve and Politician friends.

Thought of a general listener: What a Jacademic / Jackademic!

Jackademic by Realityshow_2 September 3, 2013