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jackaholic

To masturbate very frequently, at least 6 times or more daily. usually a twelve or thirteen year old who is very horny.
"Son!" Wes mother? "You are such a jackaholic!" "I know."
by raven January 28, 2003
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jackaholic

One who is seduced greatly by the whiskey named Jack Daniels. Sometimes refers to the liquor as his/her husband.
Girl1: Holy moley, someone slept with my husband before I did! His cap is loose!
Girl2: You're such a jackaholic. (glug, glug, glug)
by cheeb January 28, 2003
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Jackaholic

Someone who is skilled in the drinking of large quanitities of Jack Daniels, usually in an Alcoholic mannor.

see Jackism.
Man 1: Dude, you need to cut down on drinking jack...

Man 2: i would, but I'm a Jackaholic. It's a life choice, really.
by FroogleApollo April 2, 2009
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jerkaholic

A person who masturbates to a degree that it interferes with their daily life.
He was such a jerkaholic, that his wife left him for masturbating online all day.
by DrJohnJ September 5, 2008
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jaffaholic

One that is addicted to Jaffa Cakes.

Signs of being a Jaffaholic:

1.) Ever feeling the need to Cut down Jaffa Cake Consumption.
2.) Ever being Annoyed by someone criticizing your Jaffa Cake consumption.
3.) Ever feeling Guilty about eating Jaffa Cakes
4.) Ever feeling like you need an Eye Opener Jaffa Cake to steady your nerves.

Effects include heavy weight gain, destruction of social lives and withdrawl symptoms.
Mary claimed she "only ate socially", but in fact she would often curl up at the bus station with 5 or 6 boxes of Jaffa Cakes, devouring them in the space of 15 minutes. She would then struggle home.

She soon came to realise that she was a jaffaholic.
by Your Uncle Cordelia October 8, 2006
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Jackolicious

The state of a drink when it has been "improved" by the addition of any whiskey product.
The game totally sucked until I got my jackolicious on.
by d^_^b February 27, 2008
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wackaholic

Someone who constantly wacks off to relieve stress, or they just do it because it is an addiction; therefore they are wackaholics.
"Man I was so stressed out I had to wack-off twice already today!"
"Holy shit! Your such a wackaholic!"
by Lindsey S. August 4, 2006
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