Jackisms:

'Ya think?'

'Good morning campers.'

'For crying out loud...'

This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.

Jackisms:
1. "The only rules that really matter are these: what a man can do and what a man can't do."

2. "She's safe, just like I promised. She's all set to marry Norrington, just like she promised. And you get to die for her, just like you promised. So we're all men of our word really... except for, of course, Elizabeth, who is in fact, a woman."

3. "I think we've all arrived at a very special place. Spiritually, ecumenically, grammatically."

4. "Me? I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly stupid."

"omg I saw him jerking off near the subway: such jackism!"

Man 1: Dude, thats your 3rd bottle of jack today!

Man 2: What do you expect from a believer in Jackism?

Being incapable of not looking at a person's breasts is a form of "Jackism"

Being incapable of not looking at any person's breasts is a form of "Jackism"