Jackahole

Idiot, fool; a playful alternative to a**hole

"Kevin, you're such a jackahole"

by Rockgirlfury December 23, 2014

jackaholic

To masturbate very frequently, at least 6 times or more daily. usually a twelve or thirteen year old who is very horny.

"Son!" Wes mother? "You are such a jackaholic!" "I know."

by raven January 28, 2003

Rusty Jackhole

When you have just the tip of your dick in a asshole, and you proceed to stroke your shaft until you unload your load of baby batter.

“She wouldn’t let me go deep. All I could get was a rusty jackhole”

by Alex the cock Cannon April 12, 2019

Jackable

To determine if a video or photo is hot enough to jerk off to.

The Kim K sextape isn’t even jackable.

by Kelp salad November 30, 2019

Jackalope

A cute busboy at a local restaurant (Jack Astor's). Originated from mis-reading the back of his shirt.

Does that shirt say "I'm a Jackalope"?
No, it says "I'm Jackalicious", but I could go for that Jackalope!!

by Jackalope Hunter January 27, 2010

jackalope

Among the rarest of a hunter's trophies is the timid jackelope. The nocturnal, antlered, longeared mammal has keen senses of both hearing and smell and is said to be attracted to alcohol.

To lure a fine, 4-point Jackelope to within shooting distance, one must use a blend of bourbon, beer and baloney.

by Ron Jackson May 13, 2003

Toxic Jackhole

A narcisistic ex or current boyfriend who strings you along and keeps you hopelessly in love with him by telling you everything you want to hear, including, but not limited to, "you are my soul mate", "I've never had a connection with anyone like this in my life", etc. in attempt to fill his black hole of a soul. He is of course incapable of loving anyone but himself.

I changed Aaron's contact information in my phone to read Toxic Jackhole to prevent me from receiving his texts or phone calls.

by I'm Done 888 April 24, 2011