Jackablade

Jackablade is a fictional term used to refer to some of the criminal element within the Thief universe. Is it unbeknown whether or not that it is used to refer to a certain type of criminal e.g. a cutpurse or a mugger but the crime of being a jackablade (or jackblade) is incarceration, flogging and forced labour for an indeterminate amount of time by The Order of the Hammer.

In Thief: The Dark Project and Thief Gold, two jackablades were sent to kill Garrett by the City Warden (Crime Lord) and two more are found incarcerated in Cragscleft Prison for their crimes.

"Guard thy tongue from falsehood as thou gardest thy purse from a jackablade."

by ThePrivateer April 30, 2021

Jackable

To determine if a video or photo is hot enough to jerk off to.

The Kim K sextape isn’t even jackable.

by Kelp salad November 30, 2019

jackable

i girl that is hot enough to be jacked off to

"Shes jackable"

by Hortinstein June 4, 2003

Not Jackable

A building, fence, object or structure that poses such a risk that it becomes a barrier to entry and requires further brainstorming to find a diversion or incites an unlawful entry.

Jack - that electrified, razor wire, German Shepard patrolled perimeter is definitely not jackable

Other Guy - Watch me and see how it’s done

Jack - *severed by fence spike, entangled in razor wire & watching ear run away in mouth of rabid dog*

by Sangha45 May 7, 2019

jackable

worthy of spewing a load all over one's belly

The nude photos of Hillary Clinton were so jackable that I couldn't hold my load back anymore and came five times

by Anonymous June 25, 2003

Flap-jackable

Adjective. Sexually appealing enough to be accurately represented as a pornographic pancake.

I found the Virgin Mary divinely portrayed on my pancake; I suspect the actual character was deemed flap-jackable.

by David Capito December 15, 2008

jackable

Something or someone able to be fucked
seesex

that hot sexy bitch is so fucking jackable

by DEMON GOD May 16, 2003