Jackablade

Jackablade is a fictional term used to refer to some of the criminal element within the Thief universe. Is it unbeknown whether or not that it is used to refer to a certain type of criminal e.g. a cutpurse or a mugger but the crime of being a jackablade (or jackblade) is incarceration, flogging and forced labour for an indeterminate amount of time by The Order of the Hammer.

In Thief: The Dark Project and Thief Gold, two jackablades were sent to kill Garrett by the City Warden (Crime Lord) and two more are found incarcerated in Cragscleft Prison for their crimes.

"Guard thy tongue from falsehood as thou gardest thy purse from a jackablade."

Jackablade by ThePrivateer April 30, 2021

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Jackable

To determine if a video or photo is hot enough to jerk off to.

The Kim K sextape isn’t even jackable.

Jackable by Kelp salad November 30, 2019

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Jackablade • Jackaladed • jackable • jackalated • Flap-jackable • Not Jackable

jackable

i girl that is hot enough to be jacked off to

"Shes jackable"

jackable by Hortinstein June 4, 2003

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Not Jackable

A building, fence, object or structure that poses such a risk that it becomes a barrier to entry and requires further brainstorming to find a diversion or incites an unlawful entry.

Jack - that electrified, razor wire, German Shepard patrolled perimeter is definitely not jackable

Other Guy - Watch me and see how it’s done

Jack - *severed by fence spike, entangled in razor wire & watching ear run away in mouth of rabid dog*

Not Jackable by Sangha45 May 7, 2019