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Jackable 

To determine if a video or photo is hot enough to jerk off to.
The Kim K sextape isn’t even jackable.
Jackable by Kelp salad November 30, 2019
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jackable 

i girl that is hot enough to be jacked off to
"Shes jackable"
jackable by Hortinstein June 4, 2003

jackable 

worthy of spewing a load all over one's belly
The nude photos of Hillary Clinton were so jackable that I couldn't hold my load back anymore and came five times
jackable by Anonymous June 25, 2003

jackable 

Something or someone able to be fucked
seesex
that hot sexy bitch is so fucking jackable
jackable by DEMON GOD May 16, 2003

jackable 

a quality in ones balls that makes them very easily jacked.

(see: jackulent)
why may i jack your jackable balls?
jackable by xxoo May 15, 2003

jackable 

Jack of the crab whom is jackable also know as ' cracker jack'. To be labeled as 'jackable' means you resemble jack as one of the most disrespectful people in the whole world.
Woww jackable you violating for real
jackable by Thedonable April 21, 2022

Not Jackable 

A building, fence, object or structure that poses such a risk that it becomes a barrier to entry and requires further brainstorming to find a diversion or incites an unlawful entry.
Jack - that electrified, razor wire, German Shepard patrolled perimeter is definitely not jackable

Other Guy - Watch me and see how it’s done

Jack - *severed by fence spike, entangled in razor wire & watching ear run away in mouth of rabid dog*
Not Jackable by Sangha45 May 7, 2019
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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