Jack-assty 

That nastiest person you can think of Jack! and something that is horribly fucked up or completely disgusting that it makes you vomit thinking about it or dropping dead looking at it.

That rusian ass fucker at school is Jack-assty!

Jack-assty by Ida May 13, 2005

Jack Asstic

A word describing a male who is always a Jack Ass.

Connor Wilson is so jack asstic

Jack Asstic by lakdlfaj August 11, 2010

Jackassity 

The state or quality of being a jackass.

Jason constantly fumbled for the poor girl's right breast, only to have his hand removed, or slapped away, repeatedly. It was clear that his jackassity was not appreciated.

Jackassity by Golden Beaver July 15, 2011

Jackassy

Exhibiting behaviors equivalent to a jackass. Discriminating against groups of people for any reason and thinking anything written in any book gives you the right to tell other people what to do are excellent examples of being Jackassy.

Voting for Trump is the most Jackassy thing you could do.

Jackassy by SuckABallYall June 13, 2016

Jackasstrophe 

A catastrophe caused by a jackass.

Friend one: "I just got a call from my friend whose boyfriend 'forgot' to pick her up to take her to the airport on the Friday before Spring Break and didn't answer his phone when she called him to see where he was. She missed her flight, spent 6 hours waiting on stand-by to get another, and THEN her luggage got lost!"

Friend two: "What a total jackasstrophe!"

Friend one: "Totally. And he still hasn't called to apologize!"

Jackasstrophe by astar_alone March 17, 2010

Jackasstastic 

–adjective
1. a melding of the words "jackass" and "fantastic"
2. conceived or appearing as if conceived by an unrestrained imagination of a stupid incompetent fool
3. fanciful or capricious, as foolish and stupid persons or their ideas or actions
4. extravagantly stupid; marvelously idiotic
5. highly unrealistically or impractically stupid; outlandishly stupid
6. having been inspired by the movie or tv show "Jackass"
7. most anything involving or originating from the state of texas

As compensation for overselling the Super Bowl and costing four hundred people thousands of dollars and the chance to see the game live, the jackasstastic Jerry Jones's solution was to give them some money, then take them to a bar, and let them watch the game on television.

I will continue this conversation with you, provided that your jackasstastic views on right-wing conservatism, scientology, or the dallas cowboys stay in check from now on.

Jackasstastic by crashincymbals February 25, 2011

Jackasstic 

Jack-ass-tic
Adv. Adj.
1. A snide description of an action or event that lacks legitimacy.
(Legitimacy as pertaining to the feelings of the person issuing the comment)

2. Sharp disapproval of ones actions, affiliations, opinions, beliefs or rhetoric.

also: Jack-ass-tic-ly

That class was jackassticly long.

The free masons are a jackastic organization.

Denial that CO2 emissions are responsible for global warming is jackasstic.

Harris county is jackassticly overpopulated.

Jackasstic by David "Counterculture" May 5, 2008